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This emails sent by my friend PR
3 PARROTS
A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage.
He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?
The owner said it was Rs. 2500.
“Rs. 2500.”, the man said. "Well what does he do?
“He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk.
“He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters.”
The man then asked what the second parrot cost.
The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000,
but is an expert computer programmer.
Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.
The clerk replied, “Rs. 10,000.”
Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this bird’s specialty was.
The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven’t seen him do anything.
But the other two call him " BOSS"!!
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As a designer, this is pretty spot on. Clients are nuts
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Solution to Gas Prices
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, ‘What seems to be the problem?’
’I’m out of gas,’ the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
Try it now said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and th e car started right up. ’
Wow!’ the man exclaimed, ‘What did you put in my gas tank’?
The bee answered,
its BP
(bee pee)
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Santa Singh, walked into a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bar man, ”Please give me half chicken tandoori and then give everyone a T-bone steak and Lobster, bcoz when I eat, I want everyone to eat!”
The bar man processed his request and gave him his meal and everyone else their meals.
When they finished enjoying their meal he shouted for another order, ”Give me a bottle of Champagne and give everybody else a bottle of Johnny Walker Black, bcoz when I drink, I want everybody to drink!”
Everyone was happy and singing praises, saying Santa is “The Man”.
When Santa finished his drink he shouted again: “Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill, bcoz when I pay for my meals and drinks, I want everyone else to pay for theirs!”. . .
His funeral will be held this Sunday….
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*For all those who love their bosses ! *
For all those who love their bosses !
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead.
“I’m afraid he died last week.” she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
“I told you” the wife replies, “he died last week.”
The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, " I’VE ALREADY
TOLD YOU TWICE BEFORE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS,
DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING? "
He replied,
“I’m sorry, I don’t mean any disrespect, but I just love hearing it …”
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During the California gold rush of 1849, miners sent their laundry to Honolulu for washing and pressing.
Due to the extremely high costs in California during these boom years, it was deemed more feasible to
send their shirts to Hawaii for servicing.
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