Corporate Jokes (To make us light)
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This emails sent by my friend PR
3 PARROTS
A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage.
He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?
The owner said it was Rs. 2500.
“Rs. 2500.”, the man said. "Well what does he do?
“He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk.
“He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters.”
The man then asked what the second parrot cost.
The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000,
but is an expert computer programmer.
Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.
The clerk replied, “Rs. 10,000.”
Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this bird’s specialty was.
The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven’t seen him do anything.
But the other two call him " BOSS"!!
-No onions please!
Our office became overdue for Audit.
As luck would have it, the Auditor landed in the town on 31st March and we escorted him to a posh Hotel. The Hotel Manager was requested to ensure that our Auditor had very comfortable stay.
In the morning the Auditor came downstairs in the lounge for Breakfast. He asked the waiter, “What do you have in Breakfast?”
The waiter said, “Everything, Sir, Aloo ka Paratha, Gobi ka Paratha, Mooli ka Paratha, Puri Chana, Dosa, Idli Sambar, Vada Sambar, etc.”
The Auditor asked, “Do you have any food cooked without onions?”
Waiter, “Hmm, No Sir!”
Auditor, “See, I don’t eat onions. Can you prepare something quickly without onions? I am already late.”
“Yes, Sir,” quipped the waiter.
Auditor, “ What’s that?”
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bq.
Without batting an eye, the waiter said, “Omelette, Sirji.”
Our Controlling Office has called for our explanation for Low Score in the latest Audit Report also.