Corporate Jokes (To make us light)

Do Microsoft employees use Google at the office?

I am studying at Purdue University. Companies come here to hire students for full time and internship positions. Like many others, Microsoft too came.
I attended the talk by Microsoft employees. The talk was about the new software and technology being developed at Microsoft.

During the presentation showing off a software or technology the presenter said, “Suppose you want to know about something. You goo.” A short pause followed by applause by the audience. All including the Microsoft employees start laughing. After a minute, the presenter continues ""Suppose you want to find something. You bing it." And then goes on..

http://www.quora.com/Microsoft/Do-Microsoft-emp…

This dog ate the dog Monopoly piece.

It’s a dog eat dog world out there

A Good Story…….

I was jogging one day and I noticed a person in front of me, about 1/4 of mile.
I could tell he was running a little slower than me and I thought, well, I shall try to catch him.
I had about a mile to go my path before I needed to turn off.

So I started running faster and faster.
Every block, I was gaining on him just a little bit.
After just a few minutes I was only about 100 yards behind him, so I really picked up the pace and push myself.
You would have thought I was running in the last leg of London Marathon. I was determined to catch him.

Finally, I did it! I caught and passed him by. On the inside I felt so good.
“I beat him” of course, he didn’t even know we were racing.

After I passed him, I realized I had been so focused on competing against him that I had missed my turn. I had gone nearly six blocks past it.
I had to turn around and go all back.
Isn’t that what happens in life when we focus on competing with co-workers, neighbours, friends, family, trying to outdo them or trying to prove that we are more successful or more important?

We spend our time and energy running after them and we miss out on our own paths.
The problem with unhealthy competition is that it’s a never ending cycle.

There will always be somebody ahead of you, someone with better job, nicer car, more money in the bank, more education, better behaved children, etc. But realize that “You can be the best that you can be; you are not competing with any one.”
Some people are insecure because they pay too much attention to what others are doing, where others are going.

Take what has been given to you.
Stays focused and live a healthy life.
Run your own RACE and wish others WELL!!!

*Caution Notice in a Cross Town Bus *

“When you exit, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step. If you miss your step and hit your head, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank You.”

Ganesh Visarjan

Ye lo aur ek -

Many Doctors were dancing during Ganesh Visarjan.

A person asked,

“why u all r dancing?”

They replied-

“we surgeon, we surgeon!’’