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3 PARROTS
A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage.
He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?
The owner said it was Rs. 2500.
“Rs. 2500.”, the man said. "Well what does he do?
“He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk.
“He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters.”
The man then asked what the second parrot cost.
The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000,
but is an expert computer programmer.
Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.
The clerk replied, “Rs. 10,000.”
Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this bird’s specialty was.
The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven’t seen him do anything.
But the other two call him " BOSS"!!
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Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street.
“Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do me a favour: shoot a bullet through my hat otherwise my wife won’t believe I was robbed.”
The robber obliged. He threw Moishe’s hat into the air and put a bullet through it.
“Let’s make it look as if I ran into a gang of robbers,” said Moishe, “otherwise my wife will call me a coward!
Please shoot a number of holes through my coat.”
So the robber shot a number of holes through the carpenter’s coat.
“And now…”
“Sorry,” interrupted the robber. “No more holes. I’m out of bullets.”
“That’s all I wanted to know!” said Moishe. “Now hand me back my money and some more for the hat and coat that you’ve ruined or I’ll beat you black and blue!”
The robber threw down the money and ran.
Moral of the Story: Its never too late to use our brains to get out of a difficult situation!!
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एक चिड़ियाघर में एक तोते के पिंजड़े के बाहर लिखा था -
“इंग्लिश, हिंदी और पंजाबी बोलने वाला तोता”.
एक आदमी ने इस बात को टेस्ट करने के लिए तोते से पहले इंग्लिश में पूछा
हू आर यू ?
तोता — आई ऍम पैरेट।
आदमी (हिंदी में) — तुम कौन हो?
तोता — मैं एक तोता हूँ।
आदमी (इस बार पंजाबी में) — तुस्सी कौन हो?
तोता — … इक बारी च समझ नहीं औंदा … तू खोता, ते मैं तोता
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