Corporate Jokes (To make us light)
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This emails sent by my friend PR
3 PARROTS
A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage.
He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?
The owner said it was Rs. 2500.
“Rs. 2500.”, the man said. "Well what does he do?
“He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk.
“He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters.”
The man then asked what the second parrot cost.
The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000,
but is an expert computer programmer.
Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.
The clerk replied, “Rs. 10,000.”
Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this bird’s specialty was.
The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven’t seen him do anything.
But the other two call him " BOSS"!!
Famous quotes that has a completely different meaning when said by a different person.
One day Paddy an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilots’ cockpit when he saw a book entitled:
“How to fly an aeroplane for beginners. Volume One”.
He opened the first page which said, “To start the engine, press the red button.”
He did so and the air-plane engine started.
He was happy and opened the next page.
“To set air-plane moving press the blue button.”
He did so and the aeroplane started moving at an amazing speed.
He wanted to fly so he opened the third page which read, “To let the aeroplane fly, please press the green button.”
He did this and the plane started to fly.
He was excited!!!!!!
After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go to the fourth page.
He fainted after reading the instructions…….
The fourth page read, “To learn how to land, please purchase Volume Two at the nearest bookshop!!!!