[Contest] - Share Funniest Jokes around Rs. 500 And Rs. 1000 Ban and Win Rs. 1000 PayTM Cash!!

मोदी जी भी कमाल है, अस्पताल में छूट दे दी।
उन्हें पता था कि आज रात कई लोगो को अस्पताल जाना पड़ सकता है।

Leave Application by Employee:

Employee: Dear Sir, As I have only 1 note of 1000 Rupee I will not be able to come to work until further arrangement by government.

Meanwhile in Office:

HR: All the employees taking unplanned leave on 9th November will be considered rich and will not be considered for next appraisal.

1000 Paytm for best joke.
1000 note for rest of the entries.

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Indian currency. Now in Space Gray and Rose Gold.

Achha chalta hoon, duaaon mein yaad rakhna.

Sab se jyada problem to Big Boss k contestants ko hone wali h
Un becharo ko to pata bhi nhi bahar kya chal raha h
Jab tak bahar aayenge, tab tak sab khatam
😂😂😂

लड़का:- I love u
लड़की:- I hate u
लड़का:- मेरे पास जियो की सिम हे
लड़की:- तो क्या करूँ वो तो मेरे पास भी हे
लड़का :- मेरे पास iphone7 हे
लड़की :-मेरे पास भी हे iphone7
लड़का :- मेरे पास 500 के छुट्टे हे
लड़की:- i love u too जानू😀😀😀

हंसना मत😜
👉जिसकी जितनी औकात होती है,वो उतने ही बड़े फैसले लेता है,

कांग्रेस ने भी तो चवन्नी बन्द की थी।
😜😜😂😂😂😂😀

Man goes to ATM after the news.
Smartly punches in Rs 400 for withdrawal.

Machine gives him a Rs 1000 note.
Message on screen – "Keep the change "

Maza tab aayega agar kal modi bol de ki kal raat zada ho gayi thi maaf kar do mitro.😜😜😜😜😜😜

pls dont send more msgs in this grp fr next 2 days, Admin 3 baar ginti bhul gaya note count karte karte🙏😜

Isliye bola tha Chai wale ko pm mat bano, 5, 10 Rs. ke note ke alawa or kuch samaj nhi aata usko
- Rahul Gandhi 😜😜😜

The new ?2000 note features:

- gps
- iris scanner
- hd led display
- water resistant
- built-in siren

And if you offer bribe, Gandhiji will slap you.

Heavy Rush At Hospitals…
Doctor Saab Kisi Bhi Cheez Ka Operation Kar Do…..

4-5 Lakh Wala😡

आज रात जिस घर की लाइट जलती हुइ दिखे समझलो नोटो की गिनति चल रही हे💰💶🤑

News:“Rs 500 and Rs 1000 are invalid from midnight onwards.”

Worriedly checked the wallet

Found total Rs.127 in Chillars

Now Chilling

Modi loses big votebank, housewives criticise Modi’s decision to ban 1k and 500 notes, experts are still trying to estimate loss to Indian housewives hidden economy 😜😄😄

500 and 1000 are temporary, Gandhiji is permanent.

Instead of declaring 500 & 1000 Rs notes illegal, Govt should replace Mahatma Gandhi’s photo with Rahul Gandhi’s to change valuation to 0.

Modi this morning : Mitronnnnnnnnnnnn last night i was high

We also banned 25, 50 paisa but never did this kind of show off : Rahul Gandhi

प्रधानमंत्री के पास इतना अधिकार होता हैं,
इसका आज मुझे पता चला..

मनमोहन सिंह..

Important information:

Touches relatives feet and they give him Rs. 500 as gift, he will say “No aunty this is too much, Rs. 100 is more than enough”

अब बहुत से लोग इस टेंशन में है कि
कहीं
मोदी जी……………..
आधी रात से
सोने को लोहा घोषित ना कर दे

A Lover Gifted Love Letter Written In rs. 1000 Note & Keep It As My Gift For 4ever
Girl Slapped Him

Dont worry friends

I will accept all your Rs.500 and Rs.1000 Notes without asking any queation….

… Rs.12 per Kg.