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Modi Ji ne kaha tha sabhi k Bank account mei 15 Lakh Ayenge 😂😂😂 Kisne socha tha log khud hi jma kraenge…!! 😂

@admin plz punish these guys here who r copy pasting poor/copied jokes on this thread by rewarding them by sending 500/1000 rs notes(delivered after 31st december)

@2014coming wrote:

The new ?2000 note features:

- gps
- iris scanner
- hd led display
- water resistant
- built-in siren

And if you offer bribe, Gandhiji will slap you.

Technical Guruji……….

बडा सवाल

आज लोग दारू कैसे खरीदेगे ??

तू 2000 के नोट सी गुलाबी दुल्हन…
मै 1000 के नोट का रद्दी कागज प्रिये…

A Leave application..

Dear Sir,

Taking leave till further arrangement..

10 – 10 करोड़ ले कर टिकट बांटने वाली मायावती से उनके उम्मीदवार पूछ रहे हैं —

*बहन जी ,,, 1 ट्रक भर कर अठन्नी चवन्नी भिजवा रहा हूँ,, मेरा टिकट फाइनल कर दीजिए *

Le boy takes girl first tym on mid ni8 dinner

Modiji – suprise mitron

Boy- are yr bc and washes dishes 😀

I do not know whether the black money comes out or not,
without knowing to the husband wifes hiding money gram cans will Certainly comes out

AAJ MERE PASS BANGLA HAI,
GAADI HAI,
BANK BALANCE HAI,

TUMHARE PAAS KYA HAI?

MERE PAAS 100 RS NOTE HAI

B1: भाई वो जो 500 उधार दिए थे, वो देने आया हूँ,

B2: कैसी बात करता है यार मैने तो 400 ही दिए थे😹😹

B1: साले ग़ददार…….!!@😂

मै धारक को पाच सौ व एक हजार के नोट अदा करने का वचन वापस लेता हू -गांधीजी 😝

@discoversumit wrote:

10 – 10 करोड़ ले कर टिकट बांटने वाली मायावती से उनके उम्मीदवार पूछ रहे हैं —

*बहन जी ,,, 1 ट्रक भर कर अठन्नी चवन्नी भिजवा रहा हूँ,, मेरा टिकट फाइनल कर दीजिए *

Bjp is winning U.P , all other parties have lost 90% of their money.

😂😂2016 will be remembered for ….
-leo
-Rio
-jio
-hotspot diyo
- bhai yrr 100-100 k note Diyo….

Graveyard of messages.

सत्यानाश हो कलर्स चैनल का कल से शनि का प्रसारण किया और आज ही कर्म का फल आ गया आगे आगे देखो होता है क्या????

A cashier said to another “aaj se so so k dena padega”

Now,there is a new rumor around the block that Jio customers can deposit more than Rs.4000 per day, no limit!! Coz they know how tough it was to get one!!.. 😜😂

Narendra Modi Allowed Rs 500 and Rs 1000 Notes In Hospitals Because He Knew Many People Will Have Heart Attack After The News

2 minutes silence for the people those who are selling fancy number 500rs , 1000rs notes on Ebay 😂😂😂

प्लीज बार बार ज्यादा मैसेज मत करो,इधर बार बार गिनती में भूल हो जाती है
😡😡😡

Heavy Rush At Hospitals…
Doctor Saab Kisi Bhi Cheez Ka Operation Kar Do…..

4-5 Lakh Wala

₹2000 note features : – GPS – Iris Scanner -finger print scanner -IT declaration – Siren – Camera –
Also if you take/give as bribe, Gandhiji will spit on you.

Dont worry friends

I will accept all your Rs.500 and Rs.1000 Notes without asking any questions….

… Rs.120 per Kg.

This one is awesome. 😂😂😛😂😂😂

News channels had prepared for Clinton n trump, Modi came out of syllabus 😛

Modi giving free upgrade to rich notes 500 and 1000. #AntiPoorModi

Modi dividing Black and White #RacistModi

Isliye bola tha Chai wale ko pm mat banao, 5, 10 Rs. ke note ke alawa or kuch samaj nhi aata usko
– Rahul Gandhi