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Ever since mews broke out I have taken 28 rounds of Bandra worli sea link to get rid of all 500-1000 notes. Till midnight i will get rid of them all LOL

This is Original !!
One of funny moment, where worth of your kid’s ‘Piggy Bank’ has more than money in your wallet
Proud day when your child is richer than you

Today No bank will be available for withdrawing money except your Piggy Bank

#BlackMoney 2 mins silence for All those who r getting married today! Aaj sirf lifaafa milega!

Donald Trump:I’ll create history tonight.

Hillary Clinton:No I’ll create history.

MODI- Hello Mike Check #BlackMoney
Rs 500 and Rs 1000

My Mother just informed me that she has saved 2K cashSuccessfully recovered black money from her😂
#BlackMoney
#ModiFightsCorruption

👌🏻 I have 3 notes to 100 ,feeling like king of the world 😂😂
#ModiFightsCorruption #BlackMoney

India got MODIfied, and USA get TRUMPed!!
It will be HILLARYous!!!

#BlackMoney #1000note
Lag ja gale ki phir Ye hasin raat ho na ho Shayad phir is janam mein Mulakat ho na ho

Now, will the guests give me 2000 or just 100?

आज रात जिस घर की लाइट जलती हुइ दिखे समझलो नोटो की गिनति चल रही हे💰:shock:

2 min silence for those who opted for COD and will be recieving their ordered goods tomorrow

Rs 500 and Rs 1000 is banned from midnight to recover #Blackmoney

Black Money chhodo jo bachi kuchi money thi wo bhi invalid ho gayi.😥

News:“Rs 500 and Rs 1000 are invalid from midnight onwards.”

Worriedly checked the wallet

Found total Rs.127 in Chillars

Now Chilling

I was alive when 100 rupees note had higher value than 1000 rupees note.

500 and 1000 are temporary, Gandhiji is permanent.

I am selling this rare collectors Rs 500 note from 2016 AD Modi era for Rs 10,000. Anyone interested please contact.

Instead of declaring 500 & 1000 Rs notes illegal, Govt should replace Mahatma Gandhi’s photo with Rahul Gandhi’s to change valuation to 0.

Guys, Guys, I request two minutes silence for all those traffic cops who took a Rs. 500 note as a bribe today.

U know when its your wedding but a guest turns up looking the bride & steals the show ? Ya , modi just did that to hilary.

Indian media prepared for #ElectionDay , unfortunately #BlackMoney came out of syllabus

VIJAY : AAJ MERE PAAS BANGLA HAI, GADI HAI, PAISA HAI, TUMHARE PAS KYA HAI???

RAVI: MERE PAS 100 KA NOTE HAI…… (HE HE HE )

मोदी : साहेब , 500/1000 च्या नोटा बंद कराव्या म्हन्तोय.

पवार साहेब:: करा बंद. नविन नोटा 11 तार्खेला घेवुन जा.

कैटरीना को पहले ही पता था
बरसो पहले कह गयी थी
“नोट हजारों के खुले छुट्टे कराने आयी ।”

The smog in Delhi is due to people who burnt their #BlackMoney after old Rs 500 and Rs 1000 notes were banned by Modi Ji. ~ Arvind Kejriwal.

Man goes to ATM after the news.
Punches in Rs 400 for withdrawal.
Machine gives him 500 note.
“Keep the change "

500 rupees plus 10 Rupees is how much..
Sir! 10 rupees.

Modiji is killing thousands

जरा उसकी सोचो जिसकी आज शादी है

हर लिफाफे में 501 और 1001

मतलब एक लिफ़ाफ़े से सिर्फ एक ही रुपए

😫😫😧😧😜😜😂😂😃😃

He said open your bank accounts… you asked why ?
He said declare your income ….you asked why ?
He warned you about black money .. you asked why ?
He talked about financial inclusion … you asked why ?
He gave an answer in a single shot..
Now ask yourself on why u asked him Y !!!!! ..