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sneezes
Frnd 1: “Bless you”
Frnd 2: here’s a tissue
Frnd 3: here’s a #RS500 note.
Modi ji allowed Rs. 500 & 1000 notes in hospitals bcoz he knew after this News many people will get heart Attack.
Diwali – 30.10.2016
Labh Pancham – 06.11.2016
DIWALA – 09.11.2016
People having HAZARE (1,000) surname are planning to change their name to Dohazare (2,000)
अकेले मोदी ने पूरे देश पे एक साथ इन्कम टैक्स रेड डाली।
31 DEC से पहले जियो free…
31dec के बाद 500/ 1000 के नोट फ्री
किसी भी चीज़ की लॉन्चिंग आज तक इतने बढ़िया तरीके से नहीं हुयी है
जैसी 2000 के नोट की हुयी है…
एक बात हमेशा याद रखना कभी किसी को छोटा मत समझना ":;;,,,,,,,
#सौ_का_नोट…
Isliye bola tha Chai wale ko pm mat bano, 5, 10 Rs. ke note ke alawa or kuch samaj nhi aata usko
- Rahul Gandhi 😜😜😜
2 minutes silence for those who opted for Cash On Delivery and will be receiving their ordered goods tomorrow!
🙏🏻 One serious request to all please do not exchange Rs 500 or 1000 with your local sabji wala , small vendors, thela wala, they may not be aware the fact and may not hold a bank account too. It may be complete loss to them 🙏🏻
I know u hav forwarded dozens of jokes. Forwarding this will help many poor people. ☺
Surgical strike on all Ladies now they have to declare all savings to there husband tomorrow morning
@abhi1989 wrote:
नोट: अगर रात 12 बजे के बाद 500 या 1000 के नोट दानपेटी में डाले तो भगवान आपको कभी माफ नहीं करेगा।
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
असली काला धन तो अब निकलेगा जव पत्नियां कहेंगी की अजी मेरे पास भी इतने 500 और 1000 के नोट हैं इन्हें भी बैंक से बदल लाओ
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
So ,now u r patni shuda ?
Sharad Pawar has just been declared the poorest man in country ! 😂
Some rich politicians have suddenly became poor and are queuing for Below Poverty Line status
India got MODIfied, and USA may get TRUMPed !!
It will be HILLARYous !!! 🗽
1947
At the stroke of midnight hour, when the world sleeps, India will awake to life and freedom
~@nehru
2016 –
At the stroke of the midnight hour, when the world sleeps… the corrupt Indians wake up to bankruptcy…
~@narendramodi
CASH TO BE TRASHED
Rs 6,70,000,0000000 in 1000 Rupee Notes
(i.e 6 lac70k Cr)
Rs 8,25,000,0000000 in 500 Rupee Notes
(i.e 8 lac 25k Cr)
Approx 15 Lac crores
प्रधानमंत्री के पास इतना अधिकार होता हैं,
इसका आज मुझे पता चला
मनमोहन सिंह
" साठ साल की
कमाई
एक पल में गवाई "
इसे कहते है …
सौ सुनार ( कांग्रेस ) की
एक
लुहार ( मोदी ) की ।
Modi is real Rowdy Rathore…Jo bolta hai woh karta hai aur Jo Nahi bolta hai woh definitely karta hai ….
Sab se jyada problem to Big Boss k contestants ko hone wali h
Un becharo ko to pata bhi nhi bahar kya chal raha h
Jab tak bahar aayenge, tab tak sab khatam
😂😂😂
Our PM has played the TRUMP card, poori India HILLARY hai! #GoCashless #GoMobiKwik #Currency
Now all online purchase/add money should be ONLY On COD
Ye to galat h Modi ji aapne to kala dhan bahar se lane ko kaha tha fir ye andar ka kyo nikal rahe ho ……….
अब ये कौन अफवाह फैला रहा है की
500 और 1000 के नोट विदेशी थे..
पतंजलि का नोट आएगा जो शुद्ध देशी होगा..!!
😜😜
Bhujbal asking for bail or leave for changing notes 
गरीब तो रोज ही कल की चिंता में सोता है
आज अमीरो की बारी है
Next planning by black money holders.
Akele Modi ne pure Desh par ek sath Income tax ki raid daal di
Modi played the TRUMP card
Poori india HILLARY hai