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अकेले मोदी जी पूरे देश पे एक साथ इन्कम टैक्स रेड डाल दी …!!!

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एक बात तो साफ हो गई…

जसोदाबेन को मोदी जी का साथ नहीं छोड़ना चाहिए था

‘दिलजले’ ने सारे हिंदुस्तान की लुगाइयां से बदला ले लिया

एक झटके में सारी लुगाई कंगाल बणा दी
😂😂😂

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Surgical strike on all Ladies now they have to declare all savings to there husband tomorrow morning 😂

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जरा उसकी सोचो जिसकी आज शादी है

हर लिफाफे में 501 और 1001

मतलब एक लिफ़ाफ़े से सिर्फ एक ही रुपए

😫😫😧😧😜😜😂😂😃😃

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कहि केजरीवाल खुन्नस में दिल्ली में 100 का नोट भी ना बंद कर दे !!!

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जेसे तेसे जिओ की लाइन से निकले थे
तो अब बैंक की लाइन में लगा दिया…..साला यही हे अच्छे दिन

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Maza tab aayega agar kal modi bol de ki kal raat zyada ho gayi thi maaf kar do mitro.😜😜😜😜😜😜

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अब बहुत से लोग इस टेंशन में है कि
🤔🤔😒😒😐😐😐😟😟😟🙁🙁🙁

कहीं

मोदी जी……………..

आधी रात से

सोने को लोहा घोषित ना कर दे।

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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अब बहुत से लोग इस टेंशन में है कि
🤔🤔😒😒😐😐😐😟😟😟🙁🙁🙁

कहीं

मोदी जी……………..

आधी रात से

सोने को लोहा घोषित ना कर दे।

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India going to be again “sone ki chidiya”
Thanks modi,I could be face some problems for two days but for country it’s excellent, great decision

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मोदी जी भी कमाल करते है पहले शौचालय बनवाये अब दस्त लगा दिये😂😂😂

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Today for a change,
Fauj will sleep while rest of country stay awake. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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Aaj pure India ko pata chalega Engineering student submission ke ek raat pehele kaise assignment krte hai

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The volume of jokes and memes generated within just 1 hour of PM’s announcement shows that unemployment is bigger problem than black money..!! 😂🙌

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Wo bhi ek din the…
Jab baat baat pe bolte the, ‘Lag gayi 500-500 ki… Lag gayee 1000-1000 ki…’

Aur ek aaj ka din hai..
Jab real mein 500 aur 1000 ki lag gayi..! 😜😄😂

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31st December tak Jio free, uske baad 500-1000 ke notes free!😂

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TRP ratings of Big Boss dropped today!
Whose the Big Boss now?

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Sab se jyada problem to Big Boss k contestants ko hone wali h
Un becharo ko to pata bhi nhi bahar kya chal raha h
Jab tak bahar aayenge, tab tak sab khatam
😂😂😂

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Modi promised he would bring ‘change’. Sadly none of us ever got his sarcasm.

😂😂😂😂😂

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बँकेत उभं राहून नोटा बदलून घेण्यासाठी freshers हवेत
- श्री शरद पवार साहेब
😂

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Meanwhile Mumbai university be like :
Woh 10 truck bharke 500 Ka notes Exchange karo
Woh sab reval aur KT Ke paise hai

Also breaking:
MU to acquire new building to store 100 rupee notes earned from reval fees

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Aaj se mere dost ko sutta se zyaada chutta ka tension hai.

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@dkunjan wrote:

The transition from ‘Mitron’ to ‘Surprise motherfuckers’ was way too quick



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@rockersnow wrote:

Sab se jyada problem to Big Boss k contestants ko hone wali h
Un becharo ko to pata bhi nhi bahar kya chal raha h
Jab tak bahar aayenge, tab tak sab khatam
😂😂😂


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Tonight all of America is counting votes but all of India is counting notes https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif

Narendra Modi Allowed Rs 500 and Rs 1000 Notes In Hospitals Because He Knew Many People Will Have Heart Attack After The News and in airports as many will escape to foriegn https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_wink.gif

2 min silence for those who opted for COD and will be recieving their ordered goods tomorrow

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Donald Trump:I’ll create history tonight

Hillary Clinton:No I’ll create history

MODI- Hello Mike Check

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India still awake! #Modi’sMidnightMasala

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Again. 2016 will be remembered for : – Leo – RIOJIO – Hotspot dio And – bhai, 100-100 k 10 dio

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First time in Indian history where people have less money are happier than the people who hv lot of money

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