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Main aaj subah dudh ke packet lene gaya toh usne bola dudh toh khatam ho gaya hai.. Maine kaha itni jaldi .. Toh usne kaha ki yr mere paas 100 ke 3-4 hi note the aur woh 500 ke note nahi le raha tha.. Toh jitne packet le saka le liye…. Arre yr ab toh dhudh bhi nahi pi sakte… Ghar jaa kar mummy se daant padi .. Mujhe toh chai peeni hai… Jaldi naye note le aao… Dhudh ke chakkar mein main pis raha hun

How to Identify Black Money Holders Now?

Person Abusing Modi = Black Money Holder

Person Praising Modi= The one who files income tax and have white money in all.

First time I am proud of myself on being an honest tax payer who declare even single penny and keep record of it

Well done Govt. We are with you.

Lage hath ek 13rs ka note bhi nikal dete. Milds ke liye.

मोदी जी का महिला विरोधी कदम !

घरवालियों के आंसू नहीं रुक रहे …. और मर्द नजर वचा के हंस रहे हैं ….

Anna hazare is planning to change his name to Anna dohazare😂

Here’s another one:
Feeling Blessed Today

Aaj zindagi me pehli baar paise kam hone ki khushi ho rahi hai😅😂

Heavy rush at hospitals… doctor Saab kisi bhi cheez ka operation kar do…..4-5 lakh wala

INDIA got MODIfied , and USA may get TRUMPed , it is HILLARYous :p

Our PM has played the TRUMP card,
poori India HILLARY hai!

चम चम करदी चांदनी
टीम टीम करदे तारे…

कोई मेसेज नही भेज रहा
नोट गिन रहे क्या सारे…???

😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

dil ne kaha 500 and 1000 notes se kyu nahi picha sodhata mera . i no need of ur now. there was king any other that is 100 rs now…

Narendra Modi Allowed Rs 500 and Rs 1000 Notes In Hospitals Because He Knew Many People Will Have Heart Attack After The News

I’m coming home India
- Dr.Vijay Malya

Best one:

Samsung isn’t the only one recalling Notes this year.😂

Accha chalta huun, duaoon me yaad rakhna😛😛Bye Bye Old Rs.500 & Rs.1000👋

Note hazarroo k me chutta karane aayi …this make sense ..
#BlackMoney

Anna Hazaare officially changed his name to Anna Shambhare.😂😂😂

Pehli baar garib hone ki khushi ho rahi hai
#BlackMoney

Kal सुबह मोदी जी ने फ्रिज खोला और दूध की जगह thumbs up निकली और बोला चलो इंडिया आज कुछ तूफानी करते हैं

Muskil se sasural se 500 n 1000 k note milne lage the..
Ab fir se 50 aur 100 k milege

-bhadka hua damad-

आजाद भारत में आज पहली बार *
*गरीब हंस रहा है :-D:-D
ओर अमीर रो रहा है :-(

@desi_dime Checking my wallet and finding a few 100,50,10 rupee notes and a pocket full of coins.. Best feeling ever
#BlackMoney

Log muje ye khabar aise de rahe hai #500#1000rs ban jaise mene sara kala dhan daba rakha ho

I never knew Prime minister had so many authorities!!
- Manmohan Singh

Now you cannot criticize the ruling government.You will be surgically striked with double precision .Because you are emanating two very spurious signals.

1. You have black money !!!
2. You are an anti-national. !!!!

Behove,beware,you have been warned 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

Sabse jyada problem to bigboss k contestant ko hogi ..jab tak bahar aayege ..mamla nipaat chuka hoga

Aaj desh me thik..gharwali k paas jo kala dhan hai wo bhi ghoshist ho jayega …

Jo kam married mab 10 saal me na kar paye wo kam 10 min me Modiji ne kar diya

2 Gujaratis made whole country working ..Patel n Modi

Modiji opened his fridge and found Thumsup ..
N said Chalo aaj kuch tufani karte hai ..

चीटिंग है—-

काला धन बाहर से लाने का कहा था-

ये अंदर का निकाल रहे है!!!!!😂