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The Pasta Diet and Your Health
ITALIAN PASTA DIET — IT REALLY WORKS !!
1. You walk pasta da bakery.
2. You walka pasta da candy store.
3. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4. You walka pasta da table and fridge.
You will lose weight!
AND….
For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat And suffer fewer heart attacks than
The English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Mind blowing Thought…
‘WAQT Achcha Zarur Aata hai’….
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“Bas kambakht WAQT par Nahi Aata”….!!
“Pal-Pal” taraste the Jis “Pal” k liye!
Wo “Pal” bhi aya kuch “Pal” k liye!
Socha us “Pal” ko rok lu har “Pal” k liye!
Par wo “Pal” na ruka 1 “Pal” k liye!
So Enjoy har " PAL" of life !!…
Some days will be joyful and other days will be painful. Through it all, life is worth every moment.
Some experiences will be frustrating and others will be exhilarating. Choose to see the positive value in all those experiences, and to grow stronger with each one.
On some days the sunshine will feel delightfully warm and on other days the wind will be bitterly cold. Yet every day, each feeling can make you feel more richly alive.
The future may at times appear bright and at other times seem to be deeply troubling. Whatever the case, you can always make the very best of the time you have, as it comes.
Life will always have its ups and downs. Instead of making a judgment about every experience, make the choice to embrace it all.
See each day as an opportunity to grow stronger, more capable and more thankful for life’s limitless possibilities. Use each day to bring the best of those possibilities into being in new, unique and meaningful ways.
Ralph Marston – The Daily Motivator
“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. "
Truth no 1 : nobody is real in this world
except Mother..
Truth no. 2 : a poor person has no friends..
Truth no. 3 : people do not like good
thoughts they like good looks..
Truth no 4 : people respect the money not the person..
Truth no 5 :
the person you love the most, will hurt you the most !
“Truth is Simple, But, The Moment YOU try to
Explain it…It Becomes Difficult"
“When you are happy you enjoy the music”, but "when you are sad,
you understand the lyrics".
“Life is full of choices…”
Innovative thinking
In a soap manufacturing company at Japan, they were making bathing soaps.
The soap blocks were made, then wrapped in a wrapping paper automatically on an assembly conveyor belt and finally packed in cartons.
Many times it happened that the wrapping machine wrapped the paper without soap. i.e. you had an empty packet without soap.
To rectify this problem the Japanese company bought an x-ray scanner from the US for $60,000/- to check on the assembly line whether the container contained soap and wasn’t empty.
A similar problem happened at Nirma soap, in Gujarat.
Guess what the Gujju’s did?
They bought a Crompton fan costing around $30 and placed it on the edge of the assembly line.
The empty wrappers without soaps just blew away!!!
Now you know why everyone wants to see a Gujju as a Prime Minister of India…
Life has no 2nd edition to correct it later.It has only one edition which should be the best. So Be careful while writing Every page!!
Once I had to walk on a bridge. It was very high and I got scared. I saw a close friend on the other side, and called him for help, But he didn’t come, Somehow I managed and crossed the bridge.
There…I saw him holding the end of the broken bridge..!
Sometimes we think why Friends are keeping quiet, He/She may not help you to cross the bridge… But he or she might be holding the broken bridge for you ..!!
That’s a Friend.
whether one has succeeded,
failed or just muddled along –
life begins each morning!
The greatest fact in life is that it is never too late to start again.
Biography simply overflows with inspiring examples of this truth.
However discouraging your days may have been,
keep this thought burning brightly in your mind:
life begins each morning!