@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@

soch rha hu iska photu enlarge karwa ke boss ke kamre mein tang du

PENGUIN TIWARI wrote:

@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@

soch rha hu iska photu enlarge karwa ke boss ke kamre mein tang du

penguin will be nice taking bath ?

Father O’Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was … a donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

He promptly called the local police station.

The conversation went like this:

“Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. And how might I help you?”

“And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O’Malley at St. Ann’s Catholic Church. There’s a donkey lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o’yer lads to take care of the matter?”

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the Irish accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied, “Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!”

There was dead silence on the line for a moment …

And then, good ole Father O’Malley then replied: “Aye, ‘tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call …”.

EX PRIME MINISTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nehru proved that a rich man can be the Prime Minister of India,

Shastri proved that a poor man can be the PM,

Indira Gandhi proved that a woman can be the PM,

Morarji proved that a Pisscholic can be the PM,

Rajiv Gandhi Proved that being a PM is an inheritable disorder,

V P Singh proved a Raja Can Be the PM,

Narasimha Rao Proved that a sycophant can be the PM,

Deve Gowda Proved that anybody can be the PM,

Vajpayee proved that a PM does not have to do anything at all,
Manmohan Singh has proved that WE DO NOT NEED A PM AT ALL!

adding to it:-

chandrashekher proved anybody can become directly

Gujral proved that there is no term for PM

sonia proved that she can make anybody PM.

@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@

THE BUZZARD

If you put a buzzard in a cage that is 6 feet by 8 feet
and is entirely open at the top,
The bird, in spite of its ability to fly, will be an absolute prisoner.
The reason is that a buzzard always begins a flight from the ground
with a run of 10 to 12 feet.
Without space to run, as is its habit, it will not even attempt to fly,
But will remain a prisoner for life in a small jail with no top.

THE BAT

The ordinary bat that flies around at night,
a remarkably nimble creature in the air,
Cannot take off from a level place.
If it is placed on the floor or flat ground,
all it can do is shuffle about helplessly and,
No doubt, painfully, until it reaches some slight elevation
from which it can throw itself into the air.
Then, at once, it takes off like a flash.
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THE BUMBLEBEE

A bumblebee, if dropped into an open tumbler, will be there until it dies,
unless it is taken out.
It never sees the means of escape at the top,
but persists in trying to find some way out
Through the sides near the bottom.
It will seek a way where none exists, until it completely destroys itself.
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PEOPLE

In many ways, we are like the buzzard, the bat, and the bumblebee.
We struggle about with all our problems and frustrations, never realizing that all we have to do is look up!
That’s the answer, the escape route and the solution to any problem…
Just look up!

Sorrow looks back,
Worry looks around,
But faith looks up!
Live simply,
Love generously,
Care deeply,
Speak kindly, and
Trust in our Creator,
Who loves us.

@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@

h4. EX PRIME MINISTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nehru proved that a rich man can be the Prime Minister of India,

Shastri proved that a poor man can be the PM,

Indira Gandhi proved that a woman can be the PM,

Morarji proved that a Pisscholic can be the PM,

Rajiv Gandhi Proved that being a PM is an inheritable disorder,

V P Singh proved a Raja Can Be the PM,

Narasimha Rao Proved that a sycophant can be the PM,

Deve Gowda Proved that anybody can be the PM,


Vajpayee proved that a PM does not have to do anything at all,
Manmohan Singh has proved that WE DO NOT NEED A PM AT ALL!


adding to it:-


chandrashekher proved anybody can become directly

Gujral proved that there is no term for PM

sonia proved that she can make anybody PM.

Rahul baba will prove bornvita peene wale bhi PM ban skte hain…

One must be wondering whether after the passing of Banking Laws Amendment Bill, Reserve Bank of India has issued license to a new bank, Dravid Bank! Or doubts must have crept in the minds of cricket lovers that just as there is a proposal to set up BRICS Development Bank, for a better coordination between the countries, Brazil, Russia, India, China and South Africa, there might be a proposal to set up a Bank exclusively for cricketers for their better money err…wealth management to guide them to manage their portfolio after the advent of wealth generators like IPLs, T-20s, ODIs.
Well…., nothing of that sort at all. Rahul Dravid, the ace cricketer, who recently bid adieu to international cricket is nicknamed as ‘the wall’ for his capability in standing as a wall against the dreaded bowling of any pace men anywhere in the world, under trying conditions, in any pitch, even when the runs scored by other famed cricketers looked like a telephone number. Definitely, he is a role model not only to any aspiring cricketer, but to all of us in every day life for his dedication, commitment, discipline, planning and execution. His qualities can easily be applied to one’s banking environment. Whether it is his epic innings at Eden Gardens, Kolkatta where along with another dependable cricketer, Very Very Special Laxman, which spectacularly brought the famous victory after the ignominious follow on against the invincible Aussies, who finally had to retreat in their attempt to conquer ‘The Last Frontier’ or the innings which he played against the Kiwis where he played ‘like God’ as admired by skipper Saurav Ganguly, most of his innings have come at crucial stages where India were on the verge of defeats and he converted his innings to match winning knocks.
If one follows the footsteps of Dravid, one need not bow his head as far as money management is concerned. If we plan our savings properly, it will be difficult for anyone to dislodge us, as was the case with bowlers who were trying to dislodge Rahul Dravid. Just as Dravid used to accumulate runs with ones, twos and occasional boundaries to score good scores for the team, we too can save money in small quantities finally resulting in decent sums for our family. Just as Dravid’s contributions used to rescue the whole team, our proper money management too can save our families. Dravid too passed through lean patches at times, as is the case with any cricketers, but he used to bounce back with vengeance, time and again. We too should take a leaf out of his illustrious book, to understand that difficult times are bound to be there for everyone in all walks of life, including banking and finance. We can definitely overcome any such trying circumstances, by building brick by brick, as Dravid did in his career.
It was not uncommon for Dravid to face many tempting balls just to test his concentration and mental alertness. Similarly we too may be tempted with attractive e-mails, SMSs, money doubling schemes etc. But if leave such circumstances just as Dravid used to leave the tempting balls, we can have sound sleeps. Just as Dravid retired as a ‘Wall’ we too can lead a retired life like a ‘Wall’ against any situations. As Samuel Johnson observed, “Self Confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings.” We need to have similar self confidence to build our family with accumulated savings, just as Dravid did with his accumulated runs. Though Dravid has quit international cricket, he is playing with aplomb in domestic IPL cricket matches leading the young brigade of Rajasthan Royals team, scoring several match-winning innings, despite getting old from sports standards. Just as Dravid, a specialist batsman in longer versions of the game, adapted his style to suit the present shorter versions, we too, as common men, can adapt to any conditions with our well planned savings habit.