Corporate Jokes (To make us light)
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This emails sent by my friend PR
3 PARROTS
A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage.
He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?
The owner said it was Rs. 2500.
“Rs. 2500.”, the man said. "Well what does he do?
“He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk.
“He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters.”
The man then asked what the second parrot cost.
The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000,
but is an expert computer programmer.
Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.
The clerk replied, “Rs. 10,000.”
Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this bird’s specialty was.
The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven’t seen him do anything.
But the other two call him " BOSS"!!
@opium wrote:@vaibhavjain.vj78558 wrote:@opium wrote:Ye zindagi hi udhar ki hai bhai fir kya rona.
http://www.desidime.com/forums/dost-and-dimes/t...
6:00 am Gooooood Mornings
Good morning
सुप्रभात
Vaibhav !!!
love this song and another too.. btw happy to note that like practically like other days, sundays too you wakey wakey at time
great
aaie @ishandon uthho
today in Indore isn’t there a talk, discussion and then even rendetion of Kabir Vaani by his daughter Kalapini Komkali?Kumar Gandharv sighhhhh :-/
bhai, mai to roz hi usi time uthta hun, sunday doesn’t matters, aur jab pure din ghumne ka plan ho tab to bilcul nhi
Body follows a clock. When you sleep at a specific time you will wake up at a specific time. Feel fresh. That clock shouldn’t be disprupted whether it’s Sunday or Monday. Same goes for eating habit. Eat small portions at 3 hour interval. You will feel energetic all day long. Feel hungry only at 3 hours and stay slim and healthy. Best way to avoid or beat diebetes too.
I personally follow this rule like religion. Having a history of diebetes in the family, this is the best strategy one can deploy.
Free advice hai le lo. 
Hey, just mentioned the EMI problem hypotheticallly, actually I Dont save and spend for entertain, dining, shopping etc.
What’s bad is not planning for future @
Despite having surplus.
hoping to clear all dues by year end.
And start a clean slate.
Its nice to see funny charlie by
@sence in other thread
And now kabir@logout
I am surprised to so much talent in Dd,
U tube links also posted by others like abhi etc.
People have talent besides postitics and deals, that should be used and exploited.
A sub section by these dimers will be definitely good, if properly plaaned for discussion out of deals
@DealSeeker
@opium
@sence
Plus many others
arey come on! sorry sir, I too knew it in a way..
it was in general i said..
and about other things I think I will PM
Super"@B@R_0_0_D":http://www.desidime.com/users/2186 wrote:sent by my friend MKK
At an Airport
A guy was sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport.
A beautiful woman walked in and sat down at the table next to him.
He decided, by her make-up and hair, she was probably an off-duty flight attendant.
So he decided to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flew for, thereby impressing her greatly.
He leant across to her and said the Delta Airlines motto:
“We love to fly and it shows.”
The woman looked at him blankly.
He sat back and thought up another line. He leant forward again and delivered the Air France motto:
“Winning the hearts of the world.”
Again she just stared at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tried again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto:
“Going beyond expectations.”
The woman looked at him sternly and said:
“What the f*ck do you want?”
“Ah!” he said, sitting back with a smile on his face:
“Ryanair.”
सुप्रभात
Vaibhav !!!
love this song and another too.. btw happy to note that like practically like other days, sundays too you wakey wakey at time
great
aaie @ishandon uthho
Kumar Gandharv sighhhhh :-/