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Day 7 Contest - One thing that will force you to go out during lockdown (Funny Answers only)

Day 7 Contest - One thing that will force you to go out during lockdown (Funny Answers only)

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Today lets keep it light. In today's contest you have to mention reasons which will force you to go out during quarantine period. Do note it should be funny. you don't have to write "i am forced to go out to buy vegetables, to get milk, groceries etc". Your answers could be : 1. Won free flight tickets to Europe. 2. She finally agreed for a date. 3. Liquor shop is open for 24hrs, i need to store up. We will pick 10 random winners and they will get 50 dimes each. h4. Note :- Its a fun contest and should be taken that way, we strongly encourage people to stay home.
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Shopping Friend Shopping Friend
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When I have ordered a deal from any e-commerce website in a price error loot deal and it has reached my nearest hub but not out for delivery!
toungueout toungueout

Deal Subedar Deal Subedar
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Congratulations on winning BookMyShow Couple Voucher worth Rs. 500. Your Voucher expires on 15 April 2020.

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Missing the gym and when you know police are offering free squat drill outside

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Heart of Gold Heart of Gold
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Fully paid trip for 2 to Maldives/ Bora Bora 😍

Cool Cool
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When i feel corona is better than my kareena.. sob sob sob

Deal Newbie Deal Newbie
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I invited as chief guest of RRR movie teesure release function stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye

Deal's Advocate Deal's Advocate
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Corona in different way
Human Deceased = Animal happiness

Deal Newbie Deal Newbie
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I’ll go out to get some free massage from police biggrin

Generous Generous
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Just to prove those haters wrong who keep saying i am born lucky

Helpful Helpful
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An ex-girlfriend wants to have a video call…. and i badly need a haircut stuck_out_tongue

Deal Newbie Deal Newbie
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I am forced to go out because i had to get the permit from the local task force to go out.

Deal Lieutenant Deal Lieutenant
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Police guy was singing, thought it was a concert.. – Red Bum

Pro Community Angel Pro Community Angel
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To catch my Pokemon he is outside near the police jeep joy joy

Deal Hunter Deal Hunter
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If I win a all paid expense to Diamond princess cruise trip kissing_heart laughing

Deal Cadet Deal Cadet
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Pizzahut providing free pizza !

Entertainer Entertainer
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Some Aliens have arrived from dark side moon to punish Chinese for stealing their Corona strain and I have to give them last seal of approval from universe. Their ship is waiting for me at Ramleela Maidan & I have to go. TTYL

Deal Cadet Deal Cadet
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To see aliens who comes in my area.

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to escape wife and children’s atrocities

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Just to feel the free roads and zOom in our bikes…bcz u never know when u will get chance again??

Deal Lieutenant Deal Lieutenant
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Congrats you won a trip to Italyhttps://cdn0.desidime.com/attachments/photos/610448/medium/IMG_20200330_134238_604.jpg?1585635070

Deal Cadet Deal Cadet
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To buy a gift for GF on her upcoming birthday during lockdown which I forget to present last year.

Deal Cadet Deal Cadet
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When she say –
घर पे कोई नही है , जल्दी आओ जानु
T – no one is at home , come fast

Entertainer Entertainer
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Jahaan koi nahin hota wahaan khudaa hota hai.. Be careful, don’t fall in any pit 😋😜

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Analyst Analyst
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After watching Avengers : Infinity War I’ll go out to see the effects of the snap. (It’ll look so real laughing)

Deal Cadet Deal Cadet
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next day? zindagi bhar nahi bhulti females ye sab.

Deal Subedar Deal Subedar
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To buy baby diapers and wipes as even now the service for my pincode hasn’t resumed yet.

Deal Hunter Deal Hunter
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….https://cdn0.desidime.com/attachments/photos/610450/medium/IMG_20200331_115136.jpg?1585635767

Deal Cadet Deal Cadet
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to celebrate my nephew’s birthday sweat_smile

Deal Baba Deal Baba
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To practice for NFS Drift edition

Critic Critic
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I’m newly married in a nuclear family and ran out of condoms sweat being at home all these days!!

Note-Don’t know if it’s  an inappropriate post!

Entertainer Entertainer
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Naa naa.. Condoms are regularly featured in Hot Deals section. It’s category is called Sexual Wellness 😁😁😁😁

Deal Cadet Deal Cadet
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To run away from my wife…. bachao!

Entertainer Entertainer
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Problem se door bhaagoge toh kaisa baccha hoga? 😁😁😁 😁 Sorryyyyyyy 😁😁😁😁

Finance Mentor Finance Mentor
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Meko bahar jana hai kyuki pados ki building wali Ladki 2 saal me first time meko khidki pe ake flying kiss beji.. toungueout
Trans – Gota meet the neighboring girl who sent me Flying kiss for first time in 2 years.. biggrin

Deal Cadet Deal Cadet
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To breathe fresh air 😜

Deal Captain Deal Captain
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I need to go out and meet the person I hate the most and then cough standing close to him. He’ll be shit scared stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes

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