Fully paid trip for 2 to Maldives/ Bora Bora 😍
- 9808
- 170
-
- Last Comment
- Groups
- Miscellaneous
- Contests
When i feel corona is better than my kareena..
I invited as chief guest of RRR movie teesure release function
Corona in different way
Human Deceased = Animal happiness
I’ll go out to get some free massage from police
Just to prove those haters wrong who keep saying i am born lucky
An ex-girlfriend wants to have a video call…. and i badly need a haircut
I am forced to go out because i had to get the permit from the local task force to go out.
Police guy was singing, thought it was a concert.. – Red Bum
To catch my Pokemon he is outside near the police jeep
If I win a all paid expense to Diamond princess cruise trip
Pizzahut providing free pizza !
Some Aliens have arrived from dark side moon to punish Chinese for stealing their Corona strain and I have to give them last seal of approval from universe. Their ship is waiting for me at Ramleela Maidan & I have to go. TTYL
To see aliens who comes in my area.
to escape wife and children’s atrocities
Just to feel the free roads and zOom in our bikes…bcz u never know when u will get chance again??
Congrats you won a trip to Italy
To buy a gift for GF on her upcoming birthday during lockdown which I forget to present last year.
When she say –
घर पे कोई नही है , जल्दी आओ जानु
T – no one is at home , come fast
Jahaan koi nahin hota wahaan khudaa hota hai.. Be careful, don’t fall in any pit 😋😜
After watching Avengers : Infinity War I’ll go out to see the effects of the snap. (It’ll look so real )
next day? zindagi bhar nahi bhulti females ye sab.
To buy baby diapers and wipes as even now the service for my pincode hasn’t resumed yet.
to celebrate my nephew’s birthday
To practice for NFS Drift edition
I’m newly married in a nuclear family and ran out of condoms being at home all these days!!
Note-Don’t know if it’s an inappropriate post!
Naa naa.. Condoms are regularly featured in Hot Deals section. It’s category is called Sexual Wellness 😁😁😁😁
Meko bahar jana hai kyuki pados ki building wali Ladki 2 saal me first time meko khidki pe ake flying kiss beji..
Trans – Gota meet the neighboring girl who sent me Flying kiss for first time in 2 years..
To breathe fresh air 😜
I need to go out and meet the person I hate the most and then cough standing close to him. He’ll be shit scared
When I have ordered a deal from any e-commerce website in a price error loot deal and it has reached my nearest hub but not out for delivery!
Congratulations on winning BookMyShow Couple Voucher worth Rs. 500. Your Voucher expires on 15 April 2020.
Missing the gym and when you know police are offering free squat drill outside