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What was your 'Aaj toh maut se mulakat' moment
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When the neighborhood aunty caught me peeping 😥😩
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1) when I was a kid I fell face down in a mud pool. I drowned. I was pulled by my friends.
2) Then our rented car hit a bike n then a big stone carrying truck. The truck was not in speed. All fault was car driver's. It was a Maruti Omni, literally a tin coffin. 😞 Front of the car was a gonner. Driver n helper walked away spotless. I was asleep peacefully in pure ignorance. Ignorance is a bliss n not many can afford. 🙂
3) I have survived 3 malaria infections. I was in critical condition.
4) I was learning to drive. The problem was I was only 8/9. 😭 So, it was obvious that nobody wanted to teach me. I the stupid underestimated the power of M&M 4x4/Jeep. I just turned the ignition, put the gear. I copied our driver's activities. I would have mowed down 4 people. I was lucky. I was a good student(I used to ask billions of questions. All were WH questions). So, I safely parked the jeep. 😞
5) While learning bike I almost drove into a truck. My shoulder was shaking. Then I crashed near my house. I was a gonner that day.
6) Got hospitalized because of an ampoxin overdose. I would have died that day. I had blisters in my nether regions. A doctor n his band of all girl students came n examined me. I died there because of shame. They were very professional n kind.
7) I had a paranormal encounter. 😭
8) Covid happened. My lungs failed.
actually everyday is a near death experience. A lot of people experience stroke in toilet. That's because blood pressure drops when one sits n stands up. If some debris/clot is there in our blood vessels we might be sitting on a time bomb. 😞 Same situation is with our Indian roads. Anything can happen.
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When almost about to caught red handed while watching p**n.😂😂
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no doubt it’s a new experience and definitely i fight with maut and ask him “bhai thoda time de dosto k sath party kar lu, fir le chalana”
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when I was cycling and at the same time shot circuit on the road just beside me and a burning wire moved near from my bicycle and I rid my cycle very fast and went directly in a Temple. Thank god I was saved.
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Same here but I am on my motorcycle TVS Star City with full tank petrol( 15 liter) speed at 70km/hr. In Motor market about 11:00 pm.
Agar aag lag jati to...........
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Admitted with COVID in hospital , condition bit serious ... and people dying in adjacent rooms .... was like aaj to number ayega .
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I was crossing GT road in my village with bike
I clearly saw both side and decided according to speed of truck that i will cross the road.
in between this my brother behind me started wait wait wait.. OMG i slow down my bike and almost 1-2 sec margin i crossed 😔
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Went home for holidays, moved my then gf messages, contacts, photos from phone to backup sd card, instructed her not to call and also not to talk unless she hears my voice first.
While returning back, my mom was about to check my purse, suddenly I remembered that my then gf photo was still in it. Ran and snatched it from mom's hands citing I misplaced ticket reason. Luckily I was on time.
While returning back, my mom was about to check my purse, suddenly I remembered that my then gf photo was still in it. Ran and snatched it from mom's hands citing I misplaced ticket reason. Luckily I was on time.
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Ek baar raate ke waqt cycle pe market ja Raha tha . Tabhi achanak se bich road me pata chala ki petrol khatm hone wala hai aur aas paas koi cycle Store bhi nahi hai par tabhi ek admi Mere pas aya aur bola bhai lift dedu. Me jhat se uske sath baith gaya aur apna scooter wahi chod Diya. Wapas dekha to mera cycle waha tha hi nahi. I was so scared too much
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Went to Tawang with family. On the way back, got stuck in on road for about 3 hours near Sela pass, with continuous snowing, narrow road, tyres skidding on snow and steep drop just on the side of the road. Even the driver got afraid.
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I took friends scooty to meet my cousin. It’s been 2-3hrs and my friend started calling back for scooty.
I drove back to my place at high speed at a point scooty was going to skid and i thought peeche se lorry aa rahi hey aur mey girunga and Gaya kaam se.
But some how scooty stabilised and i stopped aside for a moment and from that incident i drive consciously and slowly
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A friend send me a video on whatsapp, i played that on speaker without realising it has some shitty content...as soon as it starts, a sound came """" u can imagine urself what kind of sound that was 
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I switched off my mobile right away in panic...
At that moment i realised that i was ucked up ....
Maut se mulakat ho he gayi thi, but thank god no one was around.
2nd incident was, i was working in a night shift and due to negligible workload and being a team lead, i was just playing pubg while putting my headphones on...i was shouting """ma bhen"" bande aagye goliya chalo n all, which every pubg player does...u can relate if u were/are a pubg player.... After 30-40 min a girl came and told me sir, pls lower down ur voice as u are abusing very loudly and the floor is bothered....
Mout se mulakat ho he gayi thi us din...par no manager was there at that time on the floor...and hence m alive.
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I switched off my mobile right away in panic...
At that moment i realised that i was ucked up ....
Maut se mulakat ho he gayi thi, but thank god no one was around.
2nd incident was, i was working in a night shift and due to negligible workload and being a team lead, i was just playing pubg while putting my headphones on...i was shouting """ma bhen"" bande aagye goliya chalo n all, which every pubg player does...u can relate if u were/are a pubg player.... After 30-40 min a girl came and told me sir, pls lower down ur voice as u are abusing very loudly and the floor is bothered....
Mout se mulakat ho he gayi thi us din...par no manager was there at that time on the floor...and hence m alive.
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Drowned in splash waterpark
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driving bike in full speed on the wrong side on highway in extreme dark (no lights on highway at night). “rasta bhatak gaya tha” so was nervous. still I get goosebumps! almost collided with a car. saved!
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Ganga snan me dubte bacha tha.. sabhi swim kar aage ja rahe the
. Maine dekha
Bas pair hi chalana hai.. try marta hu.. chala to gaya bich me.. ab wapas kaise aau.. dhar me fas gaya.. thak gaya.. i gaveup.. then someone rescue me.. maut ko chhu kar tak se wapas aa gaya..
.. 2nd time it was to get 100 km speed on bike.. bas bach hi gaya main truck se ladte.. mere picche jo baitha tha.. aajtak gali deta hai..iske baad se na hi nahaya ganga me na 40 ke upar gai speed... itna slow ki adat ho gai ki low edition electric le liya.. 
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Bhaisahab garmi aa gayi hai ab to aap swimming lessons 🏊♀️ lelo. 
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1. Fell down from 2nd floor and had a injury on the head when I was 5.
2. Got shocked from my PC when I tried to connect headphone on the jack behind the computer when I was 15. It pulled out my upper skin of pointing finger with 2 liters of blood.
3. Got caught with road accident when I drove a bike with the speed of 70 and collided with a car which was parked on the road. Had a injury on hand/ankle but no injury on head and face because of the helmet.
4. About to caught for watching P0*n with my friends on TV when parents were out of the town.
5. had a fight with my Senior in College and got hospitalized.
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For one Ganesh nimajjan when I was 7 years, i entered a pond that has deep trenches, don't know swimming so i drowned, luckily got hold of the leg of a man, who swam me ashore. Don't remember that saviour though.
After that I dreaded water, later while learning swimming, i drowned in pool and an electronics shop owner got me to the wall safely. The irony is I'm almost 6 feet and the pool is just 5 feet at the point I drowned 
Another time as a kid I've set fire to few huts almost stuck in the flames but i ran through a gap to safety.
Another time as a kid I've set fire to few huts almost stuck in the flames but i ran through a gap to safety.
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Was in copassanger seat of my car, one of my friend was driving car at speeds 145-150 at 4 AM . Although ,he was quite good at driving but at one sharp turn , I told him to drop speeds below 100 but he did not listen, within few seconds, car hit the divider at turn and heard a loud noise.
luckily the car did not rolled . Saw the front tyre running ahead from our car and a loud screeching noise for 5-7 seconds., Car stopped approx 100 meters from the impact.
Glad to be alive with minor injuries to all occupants.
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jab 1 baar pta chla ki russian vale pardesi is door ke rishtedaar of putin.true story.
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so when I was young Around (sr kg or 1st std) I was very mischievous & used to roam around area a lot- visiting my aunty very often.
So one evening when I was going to my aunt's place which was across the road, I was suddenly attacked with an Alcohol bottle on my head by some kid I don't remember now, and was hit badly and was bleeding like hell, luckily one of our neighbour came and hold my head tightly and ask to call my parents, & then like got 6 stitches with dizziness and headache as complimentary 🙈
So one evening when I was going to my aunt's place which was across the road, I was suddenly attacked with an Alcohol bottle on my head by some kid I don't remember now, and was hit badly and was bleeding like hell, luckily one of our neighbour came and hold my head tightly and ask to call my parents, & then like got 6 stitches with dizziness and headache as complimentary 🙈
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Last week when in office parking building lift suddenly went from 6th floor to 2nd floor... fortunately it's emergency worked and I was able to come out at 2nd floor after force opening the door... for split second when lift was coming down, I was blank... but again I am fine and still using same lift twice a day... Har Har Mahadev...
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1) when I was a kid I fell face down in a mud pool. I drowned. I was pulled by my friends.
2) Then our rented car hit a bike n then a big stone carrying truck. The truck was not in speed. All fault was car driver's. It was a Maruti Omni, literally a tin coffin. 😞 Front of the car was a gonner. Driver n helper walked away spotless. I was asleep peacefully in pure ignorance. Ignorance is a bliss n not many can afford. 🙂
3) I have survived 3 malaria infections. I was in critical condition.
4) I was learning to drive. The problem was I was only 8/9. 😭 So, it was obvious that nobody wanted to teach me. I the stupid underestimated the power of M&M 4x4/Jeep. I just turned the ignition, put the gear. I copied our driver's activities. I would have mowed down 4 people. I was lucky. I was a good student(I used to ask billions of questions. All were WH questions). So, I safely parked the jeep. 😞
5) While learning bike I almost drove into a truck. My shoulder was shaking. Then I crashed near my house. I was a gonner that day.
6) Got hospitalized because of an ampoxin overdose. I would have died that day. I had blisters in my nether regions. A doctor n his band of all girl students came n examined me. I died there because of shame. They were very professional n kind.
7) I had a paranormal encounter. 😭
8) Covid happened. My lungs failed.
actually everyday is a near death experience. A lot of people experience stroke in toilet. That's because blood pressure drops when one sits n stands up. If some debris/clot is there in our blood vessels we might be sitting on a time bomb. 😞 Same situation is with our Indian roads. Anything can happen.
how is the condition, bhai???