waah Muizzu ji waah

China: having indigestion since some time.

Maldives: noice👌🏼

China: huh, how? already feeling so gassy and letting one💨 out every now and then.

Maldives: lemme sniff! LEMME SNIFF!! Let me sniff up close!

China: 😶‍🌫whattt? why?

Maldives: i like butt sniffing. especially if it is yours'👃🏼

China: one brownie at a time. let Pakistan finish. wait for your turn. till then, go set the stage.. back home.



Maldivian public: say the right pass-code and we will put you in office.

Maldivian politician: India out✊🏼💪🏼

Maldivian public: here🙂 are the keys to the office, you got the job buddy.



fuddu Maldivian politician: let me insult the Indian flag and even use derogatory, foul language for their elected representative heading the government.. aaaaand😃 DONE!

India: what🤨 dafaq mate😕?

Maldivian politician: ignore! She is OUR Nupur Sharma. We trimmed her for at-least the coming 3-4 years.

fuddu Maldivian politician: hey Indians! you so smelly! 🎶 na🎵 naa 𝄞 na 𝄫 naaa🎶 naaa

fuddu Maldivian politician: reduce visas for Indians. they anyway do not spend much here. they even bring their own food, to avoid eating out here! in contrast.. the Europeans spend so much.

India: 🤨bro.. phir mat bolna😤 ki blue tick kyun nahin aa rahi message par.

Maldives: no-no bhai.. these are OUR Bangle Ranauts! we COMPLETELY distance ourselves from them and their statements. they do not even follow gag orders, just like yours' do not shut down when asked to.





China: i had mooli parantha and rajma chanwal today. and even Pakistan is taking a break today. What say?

Maldives: 👃🏼yayyy😃... sniffity sniff sniff

China: its okay, just help us in our efforts as we build the pearl necklace. (string of 'strategic assets' all across the Indian ocean and specifically around India.. kind of a blockade on all sides with each chirkut country in our pocket.)

Maldives: big bro.. I also like rajma chanwal and other things.

China: nothing comes free buddy. you can pawn us your land. we will build exorbitantly priced ports, dams, roads/corridors, even mediate peace agreements.. like we did with Iran and others.. so that our trade, fuel supplies pass through with ease there.
Then once the small fish start defaulting or claim those projects to be unviable.. we take over EVERYthing... lock-stock-and-barrel.

Maldives: hmm.. but even your (Cheeni meeni) tourists are not coming as much! how much of our land can you really grab and will others let you convert civilian ports for defence use later when we default?

China: tu nikal.. nai tu nikal. zor zor se bol kar schemein bata dei sab ko. upar se garantee ki baat karta hai.
baad mein aana.



Maldives: India tou bhaai🤍 hai apna! BHAI💙

India: itna tou Sundar ne bhi Jethalaal ka nahin kaata.. 💭jitna ye mera har baar kaat ke nikal jaata hai💭.. gajab topi-baaz country ho!

Maldives: bhai! haalat bahot kharab hai bhai

India: kya baat kar raha hai? tu tou raajma chaanwal, gobhi parantha... didn't you go to pawn your land/ ports to 'them'?
Humko tou tu khud hee bola tha: nikal.. India out.. hai na?

Maldives: bhai aap jo bolenge, JAISA BOLENGE.. main karunga na bhai

India: don't throw! phenk mat

Maldives: bhai🥺 maa kasam! EMI ke payments karna tou durr.. mere paas forty-five days ka raashaan-paani bharne jitne bhi paise nahin bache hein. i 😭 hardly have USD 440 millions left in my pocket😭!

Bhai🙇🏻 mainey tou ☟already bazaar mein ☟☟bol bhi diya hai☟☟
“...India is fully cognizant of our fiscal situation, and as one of our biggest development partners, will always be ready to ease our burden, find better alternatives and solutions to the challenges we face...”

Everyone... literally everyone: ye🐒 palti maarega! 🐒ye pucca phir-se palti maarega!!!

India: seh lenge thoda!