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Good Night Frnds
wont b online 2mrrw to see 50000 post
bt Advance Congratulations

Good Morning Everybody:-}

Achi ki em iyindi? Athanu unte epatiki 50K epudo ipotunde……

COMIC: How Pakistan fared better than others vs South Africa!

Good Morning looter n Everyone…………..have a great Monday

Good morning looter, Rbk and Bhai log

Good morning Manoj,looter and tycoon….have a grt day

Good morning RBK, tycoon, Mr.Reddy n everyone…………

Good Morning everyone and advance congrats for 50K

Many are already online…

Hi Looter, Manoj, Tycoon, Mr.Reddy, Grv, Ashwin and everyone…

Have a Great Day…

Good morning everyone

Glp wrote:

Many are already online…

to make 50K , jus 67 more……..;-}

grvrr wrote:

Glp wrote:

Many are already online…

to make 50K , jus 67 more……..;-}

True…

govind wrote:

Good morning everyone

Hii Govind… very Good morning to u too…

It will be done in no time..:-)

Good Morning everyone

Dak! wrote:

Good Morning everyone

Good Morning Dak… Big day today

Gooooood Morninggggggggggg to Allllllllll Have a great dayyyyyy

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

What is Alcohol??
Dimaag ke constipation ka Isabgol !!!

Lene ke baad vichaar khul ke baahar aatey hai…!!!

50K ahead !!

@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Gud 1 @ B@R_0_0_D Bhai!!

A Warm Good Morning. Larger Than Sea! Wider Than What Eyes Can See! Soft Like Silk Should Be! and Sweeter Than Honey of The Bee.
Good Morning.

I think you’ll like this one.

On a bitterly cold winter’s morning, a husband and wife in Minneapolis were listening to the radio during breakfast.

They heard the announcer say:

“We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so Snowplows can get through conveniently”.

So the good wife went out and moved her car as instructed.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said:
“We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.”

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast when the radio announcer says:

“We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.
You must park…” THEN THE POWER WENT OFF….

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said,
“I don’t know what to do, which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?”

Then, with all the love and understanding in his voice that men who are married to blondes always exhibit,
the husband replied,

“Why don’t you just leave the car in the garage this time!!”

tycoon74 wrote:

@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Gud 1 @ B@R_0_0_D Bhai!!

Sardar apni Billi se tang aa k use dur chhod aya.
Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi!
Wo dusari bar chhod aya billi phir vapas aa gai!
3rd time wo use bahut dur chhod aya,
Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai?
Biwi:Yes
Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan, main rasta bhul gaya hun=))

Do not expect the circumstances to be always favourable. This world has not been created for you alone. . …..

51 to go and it is approx 1/3 of the total D&D section.

Today B@R_0_0_D bro you are in full form.

PENGUIN TIWARI wrote:

tycoon74 wrote:

@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Gud 1 @ B@R_0_0_D Bhai!!

barood bhai gola barood aas paas dekh k choda karo:lol:

@barood bhai
start ur day with fresh air hahahahahah:lol::lol:

The Ant & The Grasshopper Re-Written :
Original Story:
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
Laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool
And laughs dances plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and
Well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the
Cold.

Indian Version:
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
Laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant’s a fool
And laughs dances plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
To know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others
Are cold and starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper
Next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with
Food.
The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor
Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant’s house.
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that
Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter .
Mayawati states this as ‘injustice’ done on Minorities.
Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for
Not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.
The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the
Grasshopper (many promising Heaven & Everlasting Peace for prompt support
As against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .
Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for ‘Bengal Bandh’ in
West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.
CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in
The heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and
Grasshoppers.
Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway
Trains, aptly named as the ‘Grasshopper Rath’.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ‘Prevention of Terrorism Against
Grasshoppers Act’[POTAGA] , with effect from the beginning of the winter..
Arjun Singh makes ‘Special Reservation’ for Grasshoppers in Educational
Institutions in Government Services.
The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left
To pay his retroactive taxes, it’s home is confiscated by the Government
And handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV, BBC, CNN.
Arundhati Roy calls it ‘A Triumph of Justice’.
Lalu calls it ‘Socialistic Justice’.
CPM calls it the ‘Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden’
Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.
Many years later…
The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar
Company in Silicon Valley ,
100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere
In India ,

….AND

As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the
Grasshoppers, India is still a developing country…!!