SPam Indian Sale & Big Fraud Days - The Most Hyped Sale of the Year!

Ah, it’s that time of year again when the so-called Big Billion Days and Great Indian Sale roll around with their “generous” discounts—aka the biggest scam of the year. 

Remember "15 lakh ayenge" from a certain someone? Well, during these sales, it’s "15k off milega!" — but hold on, there’s always a catch. To grab this “amazing deal,” you need to:

1. Exchange your practically new phone (yep, seriously).
2. Sign up for a 69-month EMI with interest rates so high they make loan sharks look like saints. 
   

False Promises = Sale Tactics 

1. “Up to 90% Off!!” Translation: "Up to 90% off" applies to a 6-year-old phone case for a model no one uses anymore. Everything else? A thrilling 5% off (with a bunch of strings attached, of course).
2. Flash Sales? More like Flash Disappearing Act. Blink, and the product is “Out of Stock” — but surprise, it’s back at DOUBLE the price! These flash sales move faster than a politician making pre-election promises.

How to Survive This Sale Season
Check price history — Because like politicians, these sale prices are “adjusted” just before the sale.