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PM Modi- announce economic package of 20 lakh crore for the country

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Pm anmounced economic package of Rs 20 lakh crore to the country.
It’s 10% of gdp.
It will help to farmers and labour.

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Whats the hurry in creating thread. At least wait for the public addressing to complete rolleyes

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@MJ911 even our financial minister made a hugh mistake smiley kya jaldi thi post karne ki sweat_smile sweat_smile 

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That awkward moment when FM tells the truth & ppl consider it as typo. She knows better than anyone we don’t have 20 lakh crore

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fm – corona badh raha hai, gareeb, majdoor mar rahe hain. package announce karna hai

pm – 20 lakh ka intezam karo

fm – 20 lakh crore kahan se layenge?

pm – 20 lakh crore nahi 20 lakh. 5 lakh arnab ko, 5 lakh sudheer ko, 5 lakh anjana ko aur 5 lakh apne b&d ko bhej do.

fm – usse kya hoga?

pm – wo hindu musalman, india pakistan karke gareebi, bhukmari, majboori logo ke dimaag se mita denge

fm – ek fakeeri to hai aapme

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20L package not today. neutral_face
Its including previous packages as well.

Wrong info bro.

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Lockdown ke bare me bhi bol deta..ya PMcares …😁

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He would give 20rs each

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Whats the hurry in creating thread. At least wait for the public addressing to complete rolleyes

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Benevolent Benevolent
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Ok thnaks. Now don’t add or increase taxes. Thank you.

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10 lakh wala he bhai. Pehle 10 to pta ni kisko mile

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It was a reply for the quick smiley replies by op..
Don’t take it otherwise. Will remove it.

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One of the humble and responsive admin in DD I have ever known.
+HA for op

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20 lakh crore / 160 crore (india population)

so we r going to get 13000rs each? smile

ye sirf package package karta hai, milta kisi ko kuch nai

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Bhai bhai bhai

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उधर पाकिस्तान वाले बोले रहे हैं कि मोदी जी झूठ बोल रहे हैं…इतने पैसे होते ही नहीं है joy joy

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joy joy joy joy
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18th मई से सभी दुकाने खुलेंगी
Odd/Even रुल होगा .

एक दिन DUKAANDAR आएँगे
दूसरे दिन CUSTOMER joy joy joy

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U absolutely deserve this entertainment batch brother smile

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@MJ911 even our financial minister made a hugh mistake smiley kya jaldi thi post karne ki sweat_smile sweat_smile 

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Our Finance Minister is an expert in that
You didn’t know? smile
Mam has a separate fan base

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Their popularity is going down. People are feeling that nothing is being done for them. Naturally announcement has to come. But the devil always lie in the detail. Just like they earlier announced that Central Govt will pay 85% of the railfare for migrants, while conveniently omitting that this 85% is the normal subsidy in each ticket and nothing extra and the workers (or the State Govt) actually have to pay full fare.

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20 laat de stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye

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i think everybody will get 10000 in bank account….this will create demand for goods and services…

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Thank you modi ji for 20 lakh crores.

Benevolent Benevolent
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Will you be able to sleep tonight?

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Sapne mai sabko milega, ab sapna dekhna suru karo.
Translation : Dream

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As far nirmal tayee is concerned
She is a devotional lady and even don’t eats onions,
Who knows by her heart she treated second post as intentional typo as first one seems looks correct to almost everyone

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Today I have seen long queue of ladies outside banks holding their jandhan passbooks some of them heard that promised 15 lakh credited now

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20000 Crores package by the people for the people to the people. Petrol, Diesel ka tax badha do From the people, waapas de do to the people. Crap package.. Bewakoof bana rahe hai

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ye prakriya bhakto ko bewakoof aur bewakoofon ko bhakt banane ke liye istemaal ki ja rahi hai. marne wale mare sadko par, saheb ko to bas PR se matlab hai.

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20 Lakh Crore me mera hissa kitna hoga 😁

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Equal to charge of neutron.

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Every country announced packages. India too. Difference is will the people receive it? Or will it be lost before it reaches people. For USA and other European countries 100% will reach general public. In india as people say 100 do to 5 hi milta hai baaki sab raste me kha jaate hai.

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Modi Government please release GST part of the state governments and the refunds of the Tax payers. It will be the best fiscal package u can provide. Other than that help non tax paying poor people who are walking across country to reach their homes.

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pm care chanda ka kharcha kahan hua kisi ko pata chala?

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Mere 15 lakh ayenge
Translate- My 15 lakh never credited 😆😆

Deal Lieutenant Deal Lieutenant
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I was extra nice to everyone this year. So Modiji is gonna give me extra money. Bank account is nice,clean and empty. Hope the space is enough for incoming money. Ready sir.

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15k will be deposited in your bank account the same way 15 lakh was deposited.  joy

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What you all gonna do with thoes 15000₹ please tell

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Report says fresh support of only Rs 12-13 lakh cr likely in stimulus

Of the Rs 20-lakh-crore package that Prime Minister Narendra Modi announced to defend the economy against coronavirus disruptions, fresh support may be only around 60 per cent of the offer as it counts the first financial stimulus and liquidity support that Reserve Bank has given already, and will overburden the bond market, says a report.

https://www.rediff.com/money/report/fresh-suppo...

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