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The Pasta Diet and Your Health
ITALIAN PASTA DIET — IT REALLY WORKS !!
1. You walk pasta da bakery.
2. You walka pasta da candy store.
3. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4. You walka pasta da table and fridge.
You will lose weight!
AND….
For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat And suffer fewer heart attacks than
The English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Having ridden mountain bikes through hawaiian sugar cane fields after a rainstorm, I can recognize that level of muddiness straight away. With the high level of red clay in the island soil it becomes impossible to rotate the wheels and the remainder of the journey turns into a muddy slog to the nearest paved surface carrying a 35lb deadweight. It takes around 15 minutes of soaking the bike (and rider) in a stream and digging with sticks to clear the frame and forks of mud before the bike becomes rideable again.
Ah, happy days 
Plase, can you translate this for me?
What I’ve learned over the years, is that learning to accept each other’s faults and choosing to celebrating relationship.
Love the people who treat you right and have compassion for the ones who don’t…
ENJOY LIFE NOW.
It has an expiry date
College Spending
Two college students, George and Sam, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change.
George adamantly rejects the man in disgust.
Sam, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couple of singles and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile.
The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues on to the other passengers. George is outraged by his friend’s act of generosity.
“What on earth did you do that for?” shouts George .
“You know he’s only going to use it on drugs or booze.”
Sam replies, “And we weren’t?”