A small story about Thadani.

The Thadani Story -

😁 I have 100 chips. By law, I cannot own more than 75, so I have 73 chips. 27 chips are sold in market.

15 chips are bought by my uncles pretending to be common men. This is illegal, but who will catch me?

😁 So 12 chips are left in market. From these, LIC buys 9 chips. 3 chips are now left in open market.

😁 My media, political and PR management is excellent. There are whispers that I have connections with the king. My uncles, disguised as common man, buy and sell chips again, and again, creating impression of big demand.

😁 Plastic chip worth Rs 2 is given at Rs 10. People compete to buy at Rs 12, 13, 15. My uncles raise price & buys at Rs 100. People now compete to buy these at Rs 105, 106, 108. Uncles then start buying for Rs 500 each. The public starts fighting to buy at Rs 510, 520.

😁 I have 73 chips. Initially they were for Rs 2. Now its market rate has become Rs 520. Multiply and see, why I am 2nd richest person in the world.

😁 Now I go to bank. By pledging 20 of my 73 chips (each valued Rs 520 in market), I take loan Rs 300 per chip. I give that money to uncles. They buy and sell chips again, raising price to Rs 1,000 each!

😁 Now keeping another 20 of my chips with another bank, I take a loan of Rs 600 per chip. Give the cash to dear uncles, who buy and sell again, raising price to Rs 1,500 per chip !! Now, from another 20 of my chips, I take loan of Rs 1,000 per chip from another bank.

😆 Soon all my 2 Rs chips are with banks, and all the real money of the banks, is with me !!

😆 With this much real money I bid for ports, airports, rail, warehouses, power stations, cement factories etc etc.

🤣 I actually have a setting with the king. Every govt property he puts up on sale, I buy.

🤣 Half the country is soon mine.

🧐 An American made a report about the things written in this post, and made everyone understand. But King’s army started screaming from the rooftops that this is American conspiracy to destabilise the King.

This prevents my gold chips turning back into plastic! 😱

Credits : Rajendra Kumbhat (@Enraged_Indian)