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BJP MODI win is

Effect of virtual reality ,, or optical illusion

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Congrats to Modi. This is an obvious win, but surprised with the number of seats it won.

Though I believe in Left ideology, it is a fact that the current leaders on the left are just idiots. It is a high time for Congress to ditch Rahul Gandhi and choose someone efficient. Party which had people like Rao, Patel, Nehru, Shastri, Indira has now become a joke.

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agree on this part ,
after indira they could not give great leader and expecting lal bahadur shastri , patel is only dream . their problem is if they ditch rahul who will lead from gandhi dynasty (priyanka too same as rahul in reality) .
problem with aap is over confidence and too much chaapluus (many were saying they will leave politics if aap gets less than 80-90 seats in punjab) they over estimated the figure and did mistake .
and for bjp not only you even some BJP leaders too surprised on this mandate . bcoz 325 seats out of 403 seems impossible in era of so many parties . btw in 2014 too they got same amount of vote share in UP .

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Goa it will be BJP+
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Captain Amarinder Singh to take oath as Punjab CM on March 16 at Raj Bhawan

BJP will have numbers to form government in Manipur.

Maharashtrawadi Gomantak Party likely to support BJP to form government in Goa

BJP legislative wing unanimously passes resolution in favour of Defence Minister Manohar Parrikar becoming Goa chief minister

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there should be DD badge in news update category for you , you never miss . google news ad ke jase . https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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Reading some comments of some genius brains and getting the indication that some are born empty-minded and have decided to remain empty-minded

They are calling public fools who are supporting so and so parties. For them political parties don’t play any roles and just make fool out of people. Do they ever heard the word- LEADERSHIP? In Mahabharat, Arjun too was a fool thinking why should I kill my own brothers as who am I to decide their fate until unless Krishna came and act as a leader that give direction to him and unfold the light to let him know where things are wrong and what is to be done. War was not his first opinion. He first asked Kaurvas to apologize for their hypocratic act but when they refused as they were blind because of power they had, Krishna was bound to nurture brain of Arjun so that justice can be achieved for Draupadi and rest is all history. Krishna read the situation very well and had strong plans in mind and after effects of biggest war on planet. It was the will power to keep truth alive and give a strong message to coming generations that all was scripted in a better way and executed to best possible levels.

Coming to today’s world where leaders are more seen as Politicial Netas. Everyone can’t be a leader and RaGa proves this fact and people won’t go behind every a,b or c. A leader is not only the one who just give lip service and when it comes to act give excuses which mostly did in history after independence till 2014 except 1999-2004 when strong leadership of AB Vajpayee written new phases. Modi is just not an another leader and people going or backing him are not simply fools. Some things happen in this universe beyond everyone’s imagination and most people fail to understand the change. So they keep on calling other fool’s also because they themselve don’t know what is right or wrong. UP results may surprise 95% but for rest 5% who knows deep and read things well it is a thing that was destined to happen. These days people have enough time to go to malls and have fun but rarely read out the thing that matters and can help them have a definative point of view.

It is that easy to abuse others but the pain that BJP and Modi is taking every other day to keep lives of people to better standards, you can’t even imagine off. What can you expect from this generation of yound mind who can’t even serve a glass of water to elder ones or touch their feet as it hurts their ego?

Ek maze ki baat yeh bhi hai ki yeh jo bahar dukano pe baith ke gyan baant te hai aur Modi ko ya BJP ko ya kisi bhi party ko gaaliya nikaltey hai aur dusro ka bhi mind kharab kartey hai yeh is world ke sabse bade losers hai. Mere jaisa damm rakho facts saamney rakh ke inki aisi taisi karta hu mai. Yeh 29 din bhonktey hai aur mai 1 din. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Trans: Those who have achieved nothing in life or hesitate from working hard give lectures on how Modi is dangerous for mankind https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif

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Aey Pushpa! Ari O Puspaa! Pooraka Poora Paragraph hi Bold kar diya re..
Yahan se 50 50 kos ki doori pe jab baccha rota toh maa kehti hai so jaaa, maa kehti hai so jaa warna tera text Bold kar doongi re..
Aur tum hamara naam poora mitti ma bold kar aaye..poora ka poora mitti ma bold kar aaye!
Iski sajaa milegi barabhar milegi. 30 kilogram ke hisaab se milegi, par baad mein milegi!

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Manohar Parrikar with BJP MLAs, 3 MGP MLAs,3 Goa Forward Party MLAs& 3 other Independent MLAs met Goa Guv & staked claim to form government.

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ONLY BJP can save our India now , all other have looted our India , Support BJP = Save India

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BaapOfDeals wrote:
ONLY BJP can save our India now , all other have looted our India , Support BJP = Save India

Salute to your hopes………😂

Itni Ashavadi toh Anushka bhi nahin Virat ke baarein mein.

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while using internet n living good life what ever u can say it is your freedom of speech
Now read very carefully
To get a LPG cylinder you have pay at least Rs 6000 (1000 Rs security refundable +200 Regulator Charges +500 Rs for Gas this Total is under Rs 2000 say 1000 rs for stove so in no case cost should exceed Rs3000) but agency force you to but there stove which they sell on MRP if you are regular on DesiDime you Must be aware how much a 2 burner gas stove cost )
A small Village of slum cluster in Urban India were poor lives
A Daily wage earners family they were not given Proper LPG gas concretion in last 67 years (till 2014 that also Includes BJP Atal jis Govt)
Result they were forced to buy in black ( if you under 450 Rs for Gas ) they were forced to pay Over 1000 Rs for that cylinder ( before limitation) this black money of 550 was distributed btw Gas agency OMC officer N chor Congrees )
after linking this to ADHAR Leakages have stop
Result Pardhan Mantri Ujwala Yojna
Were Gas connection are given free of cost at the doorstep of poor Family Result a Saving of Rs 500 per family Per Month ( assuming a Family of 4-6 Member consume a cylinder per month )
This is one of at least 10 observation by me in which Modi Govt is is Truly changing uplifting the life standard of poor of India
over 2 crore Gas concretion have been distributed all over India
out of which 55 lakh were in UP alone
Now assume a family which befitted from this having on average 3 to 4 Votes here Modi Pocketed over 2 Cr votes in his pocket
so UP win is over and above any trend pattern

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@rossonero bhai apka kya kha gaye BJP wale , Abhi tak koi scam samne aya kya , might be you are supporter Congress , bsp , sp , lagta hai under table kuch nahi mil Raha ab https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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Well… I believe all political parties are the same… Just feel Bjp is a better party than the others currently – however feel that most of their development and ache din stories haven’t come true(yet) which is sad – as a honest tax payer dard hota hai bhai..

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Mission 2022 #IAmNewIndia

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Does AAP still have a chance in Goa and Punjab?
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yes they will get 90 and 30 seats in 2022 in punjab and goa . big wave . if this get wrong aap leaders will quit politics like they did yesterday .

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That deal wiki to 😂😂👌

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Dude, you talking all in favour of BJP and irrelevant to what I said.
1) I m not against BJP forming govt in any state, question is r other party MLAs tieing them for BJP ideology or some kind of monetary benefits? Etne toh ullo nahin kee voh BJP ke saath desh sudharne gaye hai?

2) not against Danves high class wedding. These r ppl who should set example else we have rules for common people only. But you found his properties valuation anyways don’t forget he started his journey from being sarpanch and also have affidavits before 2014 too. He’s not point of discussion..there r many like him in every party.

3) if getting clean chits by courts is only way to find guilty , how many other politicians r guilty?? What u heard about previous govts scam, how many r guilty and why not they behind bars???

On a lighter note: As you said, English samaj mein nahin aati…. yes bro, sounds so. I m not privileged like you to attend overseas sabhas of ModiG. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_wink.gif

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1. only they can tell what they got in real . but as per me any mla will wish to go with party who has govt in centre too and if not bjp then they have only option of congress and congress is already losing many states and no good leadership in congress , so they will choose bjp , apart this they may get minister post or secretary post too .

2. yes morally he should not show off such things , and it applies on all parties . and every party has many people who wasted money on useless functions .

3. i think you dont know all the previous govt scams are convicted in supreme court , no one just blaming in air without facts , all are court judgements and in coal gate scam mms clearly told sonia it was not his decision , he cleared files on AP requests , so AP should be held resposbile for that scam . that’s why in 2012 there was 2 groups – MMS and sonia group . rahul insulted mms publicly at that time only bcoz both group were against each other .
this is a long story and read some books and wikipedia and news headlines you will figure out what happened in 2012 .
rest subramniam swamy can tell entire truth . bcoz he was only the key to expose 90% of scams .
and i dont want to reply your lighter notes , dont want to fight unnecessarily .

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Holi ke din dil khil jaate hein rango mein rang mil jaate hein,
Gile shikwe bhool ke dosto, dushman bhi gale mil jaate hein!

Happy Holi smile

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एक बार मोदी जी के दरबार मै एक फ़कीर गाना गाने जाता है

फ़कीर बहुत अच्छा गाना गाता है।
मोदी जी कहते हैं इसे खूब सारा सोना दे दो।

फ़कीर और अच्छा गाता है।

मोदी जी कहते हैं इसे हीरे जवाहरात भी दे दो।

फकीर और अच्छा गाता है। मोदी जी कहते हैं इसे असरफियाँ भी दे दो।

फ़कीर और अच्छा गाता है। मोदी जी कहते हैं इसे खूब सारी ज़मीन भी दे दो।

फ़कीर गाना गा कर घर चला जाता है।

और अपने बीबी बच्चों से कहता है

आज हमारे राजा मोदी जी ने गाने का खूब सारा इनाम दिया।

हीरे जवाहरात सोना ज़मीन असरफियाँ बहुत कुछ दिया।

सब बहुत खुश होते हैं

कुछ दिन बीते

फ़कीर को अभी तक मोदी जी द्वारा मिलने वाला इनाम नही पहुँचा था

फ़कीर मोदी जी के दरवार में फिर पहुँचा

कहने लगा

मोदी जी आप के द्वारा दिया गया इनाम मुझे अभी तक नहीं मिला।

मोदी जी कहते हैं अरे फ़कीर

ये लेन देन की बात क्या करता है।

तू मेरे कानों को खुश करता रहा

और

मैं तेरे कानों
को खुश करता रहा।

Happy Holi.

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ग्राहक :- लस्सी देना
दुकानदार :- केजरीवाल या मोदी ?
ग्राहक :- मतलब ?
दुकानदार :- मोदी लस्सी का मतलब फुल लम्बा और भरा हुआ गिलास ..
ग्राहक :- और केजरीवाल लस्सी?
दुकानदार :- इसमे हम ग्राहक को लस्सी बताकर #‎रायता पिला देते हैं।

Very Happy Holi .

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If fake promises persists, 1st April might be called as Modi Day .

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Now teen Talak issues
Multi Marriage issues
whatapp have funny Massage
Salman Voted for SP
but his four wifes voted 4 BJP
So BJP won Muslim Dominated seats also

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have you ever heard of a Govt scheme were govt is not loosing money on subsidies
it may be earning money by selling something
This is called LED Bulb scheme of Modi govt
latest purchase price 4 a 9 watt LED by Govt for this scheme is under Rs 50
and govt is selling it around Rs 70
thus govt can easily bear Distribution exp
effect a normal bulb (not cfl) cost rs 20 ( for 100watt)
on average lighting time in Indian Home is about 8-10 hour
assuming 10 hour each for 4 bulb
100×4×10x31/1000 around 125 units of electricity
now on LED bulb two 9 watt bulb can give same amount of light that 100watt normal bulb give
9×2×4x10x31/100 around 25 units of electricity
that is around Rs 400 per month ( assuming average unit cost Rs 4 ) saving for all weather poor or rich

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aaj sari yojnaye bta dega bhai . https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif

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@meragoyou153 Kudos! Thats a really nice explanation of our government’s schemes

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Bhai Aab Meri Muh lagi Buaji Shushma Sawraj ki Baat karta hu
Shushma ji ka mai Polling agent bhi raha hu aab vo south selhi lok sabha seat se jiti thi 2 baar
Vedesh Mantri ji ne videsho mai khas kar gulf countries ( mullo ke desho )
mai fase Indian Muslims ( jinhe arbi Muslim kute se bater treat karte thai )
VM ji ne hi bhachya hai VK singh ji plan le kar libiya jate hai
esa pehle kabhi nahi hua tha Indian Muslim in islamic desho mai mar jate the to unki lashe sad jati thi 2 gaj jamin nasib nahi hoti thi
or aab
ek Tweat per videsh Mantri help karti hai
aab tak kam se kam 2 lakh muslim ki help
so 10 lakh vote Modi ki pocket mai

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nice gesture . he is the only hope in punjab congress for punjab people at present time .

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Yogi Adityanath to be new Chief Minister of #UttarPradesh
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Fantastic choice!!

But still not confirmed. Let’s see who it really is

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#YogiAdityanath to be #UttarPradesh chief minister, #KeshavPrasadMaurya, #DineshSharma will be deputy CM

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Toh abhi RamMandir banna tay? Hopefully…

Bana diya toh election ke mudde ka kyaa hoga next time????

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Few days back heard about,
National Health Policy.

It’s commendable job by govt if it’s what it seems. Really needed for India.

Anyone would like to enlighten on this?? When and how this suppose to work??

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Live images from studios of national media

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वेलकम मूवी जैसा लग रहा है माहौल।

केन्द्र मे उदय शेट्टी…
UP मे मजनू भाई….
अमेरिका मे RDX सर!

😆😂🤣😂😂😂

और दिल्ली में डॉक्टर घुंघरू 😂😂

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Wow.,, UP CM Yogi fulfilled promise of waiving off farmers loans . Gr8. Hope it reaches to farmers.
Mah politicians should learn from this. At least now agitation will start from opposition (for their benefits) but it will be fruitful to farmers.

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I think they have recovered a portion of black money abroad and adjusting Bad Debts with that https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif

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