’Alcohol chalisa’

🍷Gurur’RUM’ma🍷
Gurur’WHISKY’
Gurur’VODKA’
’JIN’eshwara,
🍷Gurur’SCOTCH’a🍷
🍷Param’BRANDI’🍷
Tasmai shri
’BEER’ey namah

“OM 90 ml 90 ml 90ml

ऐ दारु तेरे बन्दे हम , ऐसे हो हमारे करम
देसी पर चले , विश्की से हिले
ताकि पीते रहे रेड रम
ऐ दारु तेरे बन्दे हम …………… ……..|| 1 ||
ये नशा हैं घना छा रहा
मेरा सर भी चकरा रहा
ले सुट्टे के धुंवे , चढने के लिए
ताकि झूमते रहे सारे हम
ऐ दारु तेरे बन्दे हम …………… ……..|| 2 ||
ये टेबल क्यूँ हिल हैं रहा
मेरा दारु हैं कौन पी रहा
ये धरली हिले , हम जमीं पे गिरे
ताकि भूलते रहे सारे गम
ऐ दारु तेरे बन्दे हम …………… …….
देसी पर चले , विश्की से हिले
ताकि पीते रहे रेड रम
ऐ दारु तेरे बन्दे हम …………… ……..||

लडकीयाँ

300 ki एक सेँडल

खरीद के आएगी और
“पूरे

घर मे कहती हैँ
शाँपिँग करके

आ रही हूँ"
.
.
और लडके

1000 की दारु पीकर
आते

है फिर भी,
.
.
“चुप चाप सो

🌜जाते है…
सादा जीवन उच्च

विचार

घर की ओर जा रहा था कि अचानक रुक गया।

उसके पीछे-पीछे दो लड़कियां किसी बात पर आपस में झगड़ते हुए चल रहीं थीं।

एक लड़की – “भगवान करे तेरी शादी इस शराबी से हो जाए … ” दूसरी लड़की –

“नहीं, भगवान करे तेरी हो जाये … ”

. . . . . . . . . शराबी – “मैं रुकूं …. या जाऊं ?

Guys need your inputs..

Daru leni hai boht saari for a wedding.

Double Black Chivas JD et al

Sabse sasti original bulk me kaha se milegi?

Goa se one guy can get only 2.

Any info?

funky_zorro4u654 wrote:

Guys need your inputs..

Daru leni hai boht saari for a wedding.

Double Black Chivas JD et al

Sabse sasti original bulk me kaha se milegi?

Goa se one guy can get only 2.

Any info?

Airport se custom duty free, agar pehchan ho to.

People are often funnier after having a glass of wine. Maybe those who made these photos had a few glasses before. That would explain why they are so hilarious.

Bottoms up!

https://i.imgur.com/gallery...Sb

Any body knows which entry level Champagne is good and current price ?

Champagne purana ho gaya, try red wine this valentine

I don’t

think I’ve ever heard the concept explained any better than this..

“Well you see, it’s like this…

A herd of buffalos can only move as fast as

the slowest buffalo? 🐃🐃🐃

And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. 🐃🐃🐃🐅

This natural

selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of

the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only work as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Now, as we know,excessive intake

of alcohol kills brain cells.

But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of alcohol

eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, my dear friend, is why you always feel

smarter after a few drinks.

Father to son: Success is when signature turns into autograph.

Son: No dad, success is when Signature turns into Black Label or Chivas Regal

Good one Dan Bro

hehehe..good one