@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@

This should be labelled haywards 50,000 and not 5000

@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@

bhai aise Glass ki koi deal dila do ab … :p

Drunk People Fail Compilation

http://thisvideos.com/wat…91

Ek

bar Mahadevji dharti par aaye.

Unhe pyas lagi tabhi pani wale ko dekha. Pani manga toh jawab

mila aise muft mein pani nahi milta.
Mahadevji aage gaye toh doodh wala mila, usne bhi wahi

jawab diya.
Aur aage jane par daru wala mila. Jab daru manga toh usne kaha

pee lo jitni chahiye

mauj karo.
Mahadevji prasann hue aur uss daru wale ko vardaan diya….
Pani wale ko pani dene

ghar ghar jana padega
, doodh wale ko doodh dene ghar ghar jana padega
par daru wale ko

dhundte hue log uske paas jayenege.

drinking & driving is extremely dangerous . Sunday evening while driving, My friend took his arm out of the window to indicate that he is turning right & someone took his beer.!!!!

Rascals

If
Vijay Mallya

gets into film production..

It

will be called

Kingfisher Productions

Films of Good Times Presents:

Soda Akbar

Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi
Rum De Basanti.
Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam

Beer Zaara

3 Drunkards

Ek Tha Kingfisher

Whisky Donor
Rum Leela

Chadhgai Express

Crush Mix 3

Cheers

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CLICA NA GARRAFA e BOM ANO 2014

Clica na garrafa e deixa o passarinho voar alguns segundos..

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O Lord, please bless me and
Give me coffee in the morning to change the things that I can….

And

Whiskey in the evening to accept the things that I can’t change !!!

Its new year preparation.. stock is must….

sharma_ji wrote:

Its new year preparation.. stock is must….

sharma ji ke liye pesh hai !@!

Dil jeet le woh jigar hum rakhte hain,…

katal kar de woh nazar hum rakhte hain,…

wada kiya hai kisi se humesha muskurayenge,..

warna hum bhi aankho me samundar rakhte hain

Cheers

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth. – George Burns

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ~Winston Churchill

I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on. ~Oscar Levant

I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not. ~Brendan Behan

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy! ~Frank Sinatra

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. -Kinky Friedman

Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver. -Anonymous

Alcohol does not solve problems, but then again, neither does milk. -Anonymous

@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@

ajj bade dino badd mahaul jamega:-P

rajdesidime wrote:

@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@

ajj bade dino badd mahaul jamega:-P

ha.. ha.. no its already over on xmas.

@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@

Cold and humid feet.
Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle

(You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure : Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward…

2.

Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You’re lying on the floor.
Cure : Position

your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause : looking

through an empty glass.
Cure : Quickly refill your glass!

4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause :

You’re being dragged away.
Cure : At least ask where they’re taking you!

5. Symptom : You hear

echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear and tryin to drink from

it
Cure : Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking

funny.
Cause : You’re in the wrong house.
Cure : Ask if they can point you to your house.

7. Symptom :

The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause : You’re

in an ambulance.
Cure : Don’t move. Let the professionals do their job

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The Award for the most
hard working Employee
of the Year 2013

goes to…..

The Liver