Thofe Me Gulaab Lekar mat Aana,
Kabar Pe Chirag Lekar mat Aana,

Bahot Pyase Hain Ham Barso Se Ae Dost.

Jab Aana To Royal Stag Aur

2 Glass Lekar Aana.

Wah Re Bottle Wah

“Wah Re BOTTLE Wah "
“Janam hote hi dudh ki bottle.
Thoda bada hote hi pepsi ki bottle.

Jawani me beer ki bottle.
Uske bad whisky ki bottle
Liver fail hua to Glucose ki bottle

Operation hua to khoon ki bottle
Mar gaya to ganga jal ki bottle
Ek baar pakro to

Zindgi bhar ka sath deti hai BOTTLE HI BOTTLE…

Beer Vs Women……….

Most men like women…. But, most men like beer too !

So, for men it becomes a rather confusing choice between women and beer !
Following is a debate,…. to help you analyze which is better ! Here is
the debate…….

A Beer is always wet, a woman is not !
1 point for beer !

Beer is horrible, when it is hot !
1 point for women !

A cold beer, satisfies you !
1 point for beer !

If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you
come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she
might even not talk to you again !
Draw ! ( Depends on your point of view … )

10 beers in a night and then you can’t drive. 10 women in one night and you
don’t have to drive anywhere !
1 point for women !

The older, The beer is – the better, it is !
1 point for beer !

Many beers can make you see UFO’s. Many women can make you see God !
1 point for women !

If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you are normal. If you ask
yourself how the next beer will be, you are an alcoholic !
1 point for women !

For a beer, you pay taxes !
1 point for women !

If you take a second beer, the first one doesn’t get angry !
1 point for beer !

You can always be sure that, you are the first one " Opening " a beer !
1 point for beer !

If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself !
1 point for beer !

You know exactly how much a beer costs !
1 point for beer !

A beer does not have a mother !
1 point for beer !

You can do it if you want, but beer won’t ask you to hug her for half an
hour after !!!
1 point for beer !

If you are a woman reading this and getting angry …….. know that a beer
would never get angry ! So ………. Another point for beer !

“In our life problems may go from ‘Haywards 2000’ to ‘Haywards 5000’, but we must take them as a ‘Royal Challenge’ otherwise people will call us ‘Old Monk’ and put a ’Black Label ’ on our name.

So We must learn from ‘Teachers’ to fight like ‘Jack Daniel’, live like a ‘Bagpiper’, walk like ‘Johnny Walker’, work till ‘8 PM’ & think like ‘Directors Special’.

Only then will life be ‘Imperial’ & we will become an ‘Aristocrat’ & there will be a value for our ‘Signature’.

Na Fikar Hoti Na Liquor Hoti

Dukhi Aadmi ki Khushi !!

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@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@

h1. Na Fikar Hoti Na Liquor Hoti

Dukhi Aadmi ki Khushi !!

PENGUIN TIWARI wrote:

Life Has Many Ways to make you weak

But Always Remember 3 Things that will Keep U Strong

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Breakfast

Lunch

&

Dinner

Think Hatke & Eat Datke.

Jab Maine “Daru”
Pehli baar Pee thi,

Mai Khud Apni
Nazron me gir gaya.

Aur Maine “Daru”
Chhodne ka faisla kar liya?

Par fir jab Maine
Un tamaam “Daru” factory ke Mazdur,

Aur Unke biwi-Bacchhon ke Baare me
Socha to Meri aankh bhar aayi.

Aur Us Pal Faisla kiya ki Abse,

Ke Mein har roz Daru piyonga.

Apne liye to sab Jeete hain,

Lekin Hum to garibon ke liye peete hain

Jab Maine “Daru”
Pehli baar Pee thi,

Mai Khud Apni
Nazron me gir gaya..

Aur Maine “Daru”
Chhodne ka faisla kar liya?

tab Maine
in tamaam logo k bareme socha..

kisan jo angur ugate hai,

wo “Daru” factory ke Mazdur,

wo kaanchki bottel k factoryme kam karnewale majdur,

wo bhangarwale,

is sabko lagne wale transporter,

Aur Unke biwi-Bacchhon ke Baareme Socha to Meri aankh bhar aayi…

Aur bas…
Usi Pal Faisla kiya ki Abse,

I will Drink Regularly..

Apne liye to sab Jeete hain,

Lekin Hum to garibon ke liye peete hain..

Plz Send 2all frnds 
Let them also join us..

Jiyo or jine do, piyo or pine do.. hahaha

Sharab samaaj ki samasya hai, AAo ise mitayein,
2-3 bottle tum lelo, 2-3 bottle hum le jaayein………………………….

Research Says That:
Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy,
Whether She Likes Him Or Not.
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But Boys Take Only Three Seconds..!!
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1st Second: Kya Ladki Hai Yaar
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2nd Second: Mast Hai Yaar
..
3rd Second: Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya..

bhai navratre chal rahen hain

The marriage age is 21 and drinking is 25

Sir – how to survive the first four years of marriage?

Sharaaab Se bahut doooor hu mein,……………….

Aunty police bula legi
Aunty police bula legi
Aunty police bula legi
Aunty police bula legi!
Phir bhi party yunhi chaalegi

just came after my exam..

threda dekh ke icha ho gayi

Atlantic wrote:

just came after my exam..


threda dekh ke icha ho gayi

!@!

icha kiski ?