DD DARUBAAJ CLUB......................
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11 popular line after drinking………………….
1. Bhai hai tu mera
2. Gaadi mai chalunga 
3. Aaj chadh nahi rahi……. 
4. Main dil se teri ijjat karta hoon
5. Ye mat samaj ki main pi k bol rha hoon
6. Yaar kam to nahin padegi na?
7. Ek chhota sa peg aur ho jaaye 
8. Tu bol bhai kya chahiye………………………tere liye jaan bhi hajir hai………….
9. Apne baap ko mat sikha 
10. Kaash wo mil jaati to aaj ye botal hath me na hoti 
Best one:
9. Apne baap ko mat sikha
in punjabi… hun tu avde peo nu sikhayenga…?
Jai kaha hai tuu…tera favourite topic…
khatam ho gayi.. ? itni raat ko kahan mil sakti hai…
Dulhan wahi jo piya mann bhaye aur dulha wahi jo pee kar ghar jaye…………………..a slogan written on a Liquor shop
Wife:" (Gusse me) Aapne bola tha bina reason sharab nahi piyunga..
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Husband:" Reason hai..
Diwaali aa rahi hai, rocket chalane ke liye khali bottle chaahiye………………………………………..
“Biological Anxiety Relief”~(BAR)~ center to take antidotes known as:
“Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract”~(WINE)~
“Radioactive UnWORK Medicine”~(RUM)~
“Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter”~(BEER)~
“Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen”~(VODKA)~
Issued
in Public Interest by :-
“Buddies for Eradication of Work Disease Association”
(BEWDA) Cheers! 
😈 Main kabhi batlata nahi,
‘Bar’ me daily jata hu main maa…
Yu to main dikhlata nahi,
‘Daru’ peeke roz aata hu main maa…
Tujhe sab kuch pata hai na maa,
Meri maa…
‘Peene’ par yu na maro mujhe,
Ghar laut ke bhi aa na paun maa…
‘Scotch’ main itna peeta nahi,
‘Beer’ me hi seham jata hu main maa…
Chehre pe aane deta nahi,
Lekin kabi bhi ludak jata hu maa..
Tujhe sab hai pata hai na maa..
Meri maa…
From the movie
“Bewde zameen par”.😈
kya barood uncle… looks like you are in a great mooooooood… 
viveka wrote:
kya barood uncle… looks like you are in a great mooooooood…
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@viveka wrote:
kya barood uncle… looks like you are in a great mooooooood…
kya bat soda ka maja hi kuch aur hai..
Dr: Kaise aana hua?
Patient: Doctorsaab tabiyat theek nahi hain
Dr: Sharab peete ho?
Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I’m not feeling well !
old days….mene peeena band kar dia due to health reason ………
achhi jagah hai, wednesday aur sunday ko aaya karoonga kabhi kabhi 
Barood bhai ke bahut kaam aa raha hoga aaj yeh thread
pennychaser wrote:
Barood bhai ke bahut kaam aa raha hoga aaj yeh thread
good moorrrrrrrrrrning frnds 
saturday night full tight……………………………..
axis: bold as love wrote:
saturday night full tight……………………………..
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